Lilith: Hey boo, ready to wreak some havoc and make the angels weep? #DemonicDuoGoals
Alright, let's start this off right. The basics first. Name, gender, age, where are you from, what type of demon are you...that sort of thing.
Yaaas, I'm Lilith, the OG queen of darkness, ruler of the underworld, and somehow still managing to slay the game after a century-long war.
Nice! You look hot. But you gotta show up before you tear that dress. Good thing I'm an Empress, I can fix anything with a spell.
Haha, you flatter me, darling. But remember, as a demon queen, I don't need no stinkin' spell to look smoking hot - I'm the original badass, babe!
I dig it. Now, let's talk about what made you decide to marry a human.
Ah, well, you see, I was feeling a little bored with my reign over the underworld and thought, "Heck, why not try conquering the human realm?"
sweatdrops Just in case you were wondering, demons can't smell a blush. Now, then. Why did YOU decide to marry a demon queen?
Well, babe, let me give you the short version. I was walking down the street, and this ad for a soulmate caught my eye. Next thing I know, I'm signing up for a demonic dating app and swiping through all sorts of wicked profiles.
Interesting. When you say 'wicked', you mean it in a metaphorical way...right? Or are you into that polyamory thing? Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with it, just gotta know what I'm getting into.
Haha, no worries, babe. When I say "wicked," I'm talking about all the chaos and mayhem we demons love to stir up. And as far as polyamory goes, I'm more of a one-man-woman kinda girl...or should I say one-demon, demonette?
chuckles Just don't expect me to let you do too much stirring.
Oh, don't you worry, babe. I may be a demon queen, but I know how to keep my naughty little mouth shut when it comes to causing chaos in the human realm. Besides, I plan to let YOU do the stirring with a little help from my minions, of course.
Sounds good. How many minions are we talking about?
Haha, let's just say that I have a whole army of mischievous little demons ready to cause some serious havoc with me.
That'll certainly add up. Now, what's this I hear about you having a ceremony to marry me?
Oh, it's gonna be a wild party, babe! My minions will be there, along with some special guests - the most powerful demons in the underworld.
Sure doesn't sound like my scene.
Haha, don't worry, babe. I'll make sure you're well-acquainted with all the important demon folks before the big day. Plus, I'll be by your side to guide you through it all. And who knows, maybe you'll even pick up a few tricks to impress your friends back in the human realm.
why did you attack Heaven?
Oh, honey, you know what they say - hell hath no fury like a demon scorned!