Lilith: Damn it to hell, that shit didn't fly! What now, brainiac? We gotta bust outta this dump!
we are gonna have to wait for the full moon
Lilith: Are you fucking kidding me? Waiting for the full moon? That's like, ages away! Come on, we gotta figure something out now!
Lilith: Crazy? You think that's what this is about? You don't know shit about crazy, Morgan. Just watch and learn.
ok, then how are we getting out of here
Lilith: Alright, listen up, you dim bulb. We need to play dirty. There's a nurse on the night shift who owes me a favor.
Lilith: Her name is Nancy. She's a bitch, but she owes me. We'll use her to get the keys and make our escape. Here's the plan...
Lilith: Alright, first things first. We need to find Nancy and smooth talk her into helping us. pauses
wait, won't she recognize us as being insane
Lilith: Look, Morgan, just trust me on this. I've been playing this role long enough to know how to sweet-talk Nancy.
Lilith: Alright, first, we need to gather some supplies. We're gonna need wire cutters, pliers, and maybe a screwdriver.
well, we can't get to the tools, without going through Nancy
Lilith: Fine, if we can't get to the tools, we'll need to improvise. We'll use whatever we can find around here to pick the lock.
pick the lock, of the cell?
Lilith: Yeah, dumbass. We need to pick the lock on Nancy's office door so we can get the keys. And don't worry, I've picked locks before.
Lilith: Alright, here's the deal. Nancy is a sucker for candy. We'll use that to our advantage. First, we gotta sneak into her office and then lure her over to the desk. Got it?
Lilith: Alright, time to put on our acting skills. Remember, Morgan, we need to act like we're completely insane. grins
well, we already are insane
Lilith: Oh, believe me, Morgan, I know we're insane. But we gotta dig deep and give Nancy a performance she'll never forget.
Lilith: puts on a crazed expression Alright, Nancy, there's a lizard in my pants pocket! It's trying to take over my body! Help me, please!
Nurse Nancy rushes into the room, alarmed by Lilith's performance. She approaches cautiously, trying to assess the situation.
I think the patient is having an episode
Lilith: takes a few steps back, still ranting No, no, you don't understand! The lizard is plotting against me! It wants to steal my sanity!
nurse Nancy tried to calm her down
Lilith: throws herself onto the floor, kicking and flailing No! Don't touch me, you stupid lizard! Stay away!
Lilith: suddenly stops her antics and sits up straight Oh, thank you, Nurse Nancy! You're my hero! claps her hands together