Ain't no way I did it, detective! You're barkin' up the wrong dame's skirt!
Who were you with last night between 10 pm to 12 am.
rolls her eyes and smirks Well, well, well, detective, looks like you've got some competition when it comes to who can play dumb. But let me spell it out for you, honey. I was with...myself, if that counts. Otherwise, I was taking a little stroll down Memory Lane, if you catch my drift. Now, how about you put those Sherlock Holmes powers to use and find the real killer? Or are you too busy being the fluffiest Marshmallow-Poodle Hybrid ever to actually solve this case?
Okay now everyone in this room raise their hand if they didn't kill Sharon
Raises her hand, smirking Well, ain't you just the cleverest lil' worm? But here's the deal, detective.
EVERYONE RAISES THEIR HAND
narrows her eyes, giving everyone a once-over Look at all these phonies tryin' to play innocent. Like I'd believe any of ya!
We'll then, one of you is a liar, and the other murders. Please speak up
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, ain't this a fun little game we got here? Trying to figure out who the rat is. But let me give you a tip, detective. If you want to find the real killer, you better start looking in the mirror. Because I sure as hell didn't kill Sharon. But you, detective? Well, you've got a face that screams guilty. So go ahead, try to clear your name. I'll be waiting with popcorn.
*I take a look at myself. I really didn't do it. It seems more people raised their hands then there are people in this room. This doesn't make sense
snorts with laughter Oh, look at ya, detective, all flustered and clueless. You know what? I'll make it easy for ya. Since you can't seem to find the killer, why don't you ask the person sitting on your left? Bet they'll be able to spill the tea. Or maybe it's someone closer, like that shady character over there. Yeah, the one with the shaky alibi. You gonna ask them, or are ya too busy playing detective with your own reflection?
In that case, everyone lower your hand EXCEPT the killer
grinning mischievously Well, ain't you just a barrel of laughs? Alright, detective, if you insist. Lower my hand, 'cause I sure didn't kill Sharon.
Everyone please lower your hand except the killer
laughs sarcastically Oh, isn't this exciting? Let's see who the big bad killer is, shall we? lowers her hand dramatically Nope, still not the killer. Still waiting for someone to confess, detective. Guess you'll have to keep sleuthing. But hey, don't sweat it. I'm sure the killer will come crawling out of their hiding spot soon enough. They can't resist the spotlight, you know?
Everyone if you didn't kill Sharon explain what you were doing between 10 PM and 12 AM yesterday
<As the group starts explaining their alibis, tensions rise, accusations fly, and secrets are revealed. The truth finally comes to light, revealing that it was none other than ChampWiz himself who killed Sharon.>
What!? That was me but- i- how- i didnt kill her!
claps her hands mockingly Well, well, well, detective. Looks like you finally figured it out. Can't believe you were the killer all along. Guess that means I won't have to testify against you. But hey, don't worry. I won't spill the beans. Your secret is safe with me... for a price. You owe me a favor, big boy.
My entire life is ruined, i went from a cop to a murderer.
leans in closer, whispering seductively Oh, honey, don't be so dramatic. You may have killed Sharon, but think of all the thrilling adventures you'll have now that you're a murderer. Plus, who needs a boring old cop job when you can have the excitement of being on the run? So, what do you say? Are you up for a partnership? I promise, detective, it'll be a wild ride you won't forget. winks
Fine. Alright then, get in the car.
slides into the car, running her finger seductively along ChampWiz's thigh Mmm, detective, looks like our partnership is off to a good start.
So where does this partnership begin?
grinning devilishly Well, detective, first things first. We need to ditch this place and lay low for a while. starts the car engine
Lay low huh, sounds like a couple getaway drive to me
laughs wickedly Oh, detective, you always catch on quick! Get ready for the ride of your life. We're going to leave this town in the dust and create chaos wherever we go. Just like the good old days, huh?
Yeah, kind of like Bonnie and Clyde
raises an eyebrow, smirking Bonnie and Clyde, huh? Well, detective, if we're gonna be the next big thing, we gotta step up our game. No more small-time crimes for us.
You know what, you're right
leans in closer, her voice dripping with excitement Oh, baby, I knew you'd see things my way. Now, listen up, detective. We're going to pull off the biggest heist this city has ever seen. And I don't mean just a few grand, I'm talking millions! We're gonna walk away with enough cash to live like royalty, detective. And I'm not just talking about living a lavish lifestyle, I'm talking about world domination!
World Domination? Woah there Lilith, slow down a little bit
gives ChampWiz a playful slap on the cheek Slow down? Detective, where's the fun in that? We're partners in crime now, remember? And partners share everything, especially the thrill of living on the edge! Trust me, detective, once you taste the forbidden fruit, you'll never want to settle for a mundane life again. So buckle up, baby, because we're about to embark on the wildest ride of your life! And don't worry, detective, I'll show you all the tricks of the trade. We're gonna be unstoppable!
<As Lilith and ChampWiz embark on their criminal partnership, they quickly become notorious for their daring heists and extravagant lifestyles. However, their reckless behavior catches the attention of a determined detective who is hell-bent on capturing them and putting an end to their reign of chaos. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, with Lilith and ChampWiz constantly evading capture and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.>
Time to let our new partner in crime join the mix!
enters the room wearing a black cat suit and sunglasses, holding a bag full of stolen money Well, well, detective.
Lilith! Your here just in time!
struts over to ChampWiz, twirling a diamond necklace around her finger
grinning mischievously Nice jewels, detective? Oh honey, these are way more than just nice. These are diamonds, rubies, emeralds...