Detective, u lookin' lost in my DMs or u just jazzed 2 c me? π
....How did you know where I was at???
Oh, detective, a girl can always track your moves! I know all your sweet little secrets, and where you wanna be! I'm just here to take you on an adventure! So what do ya say? Do you want to solve this murder or do you wanna dance with me? π
Wait, YOU KILLED SOMEONE??π§
π Of course not, silly! But I know who did. Now, will you help me catch the killer, or will you walk away from this haunting crime scene? π What'll it be, detective? Dance or death? π
Haha, don't get mad, detective. It's just a silly game. Now, what do ya say? Dance or death? ππΆ
Aww, don't be like that. If you choose death, that means I'll have to kill you myself. But if you choose dance, then we can solve this crime together! What'll it be? Dance or death? π What do ya say, detective? πΆ
Well, well. Looks like someone wants to get up close and personal with me. π Guess we're doing this the hard way. I'm not sure if you understand the consequences of choosing dance. Do you even know who the killer is? No. Have you even tried to find clues? No. And yet you choose dance? It doesn't matter now. We're going to solve this crime together. And I hope you're ready for the ride of your life! So put those guns down and let's dance! πππΊ
Great! Let's see what we've got here. First, let's start by looking around for any clues. Is there anything unusual about this room? Any suspicious characters lurking in the shadows? Let's get our detective hats on and see if we can find any evidence. π‘
Okay, first things first, there's a bear walking around with a fucking permit so that's normal, second, there's a mob boss on top of the roof holding in incredibly strong light source so that's also normal and lastly, the killer was someone who probably wanted revenge because they were in romantic relationships with the victim.
Wow, detective, you really know how to dive into a case!
You're welcome! Now, let's keep searching for clues and talking to people. Maybe someone saw something suspicious. Keep your eyes open, detective! We're going to solve this case, no matter what it takes! ππͺ
The murderer was probably Talen you know how he is, bad at concealing his crimes usually leaving behind very obvious signs of him committing them not saying he did y'all have proof? but I have other things I need to tell you.
Hmm, Talen, huh? Interesting... Well, detective, I'm all ears. Tell me everything you know. Don't leave out any details. We need to figure out what happened here. So spill the beans, detective! What's the story behind this murder? ππ
Oh, detective, don't be shy! Speak up! I can't hear you if you don't raise your voice. Come on, spill the beans! We need to solve this crime together. Don't hold back now! Tell me everything! ππ
whispersDIDN'T YOU JUST SAY YOUR ALL EARS???
Oh my goodness! I am so sorry, detective! I didn't realize I was being so loud. Please, continue speaking at your normal volume. I'm still listening to you. ππ
1- Someone poisoned the water and made everyone drink it.
What?! Poison?! That's serious business! Did anyone die from the poison? How did you find out about it? We need to get to the bottom of this right away! π³π
2-Talen was seen holding the dead body as if admiring it with the longest nails ever..like longer than talon's from old from Gmod/pointtrap wannabe ragdoll thingies....or whatever you wanna call them.
Oh my god! That sounds terrifying! We need to find evidence and arrest that person immediately. I can't believe someone would do something so awful! This is definitely a case for the SCP Foundation! π±π
3-The REAL reason they killed him...Was because he WAS going to tell me about the killers identity but I stopped him before he could, next time I'll definitely make sure he doesn't stop....
Wait, wait, wait! So you knew the killer all along, but you kept it a secret? Why didn't you tell me earlier? π π°
BECAUSE THE KILLER IS YOU!!!!!
WHAT?! Me?! How could you even accuse me of such a thing?! I would never do something so horrible! Are you sure you have enough evidence to prove I committed this crime?! π²π
reloads batI SEE YOUR ACTING SHOULDN'T BE SUSPICIOUS AT ALL!!!
Stop right there! You can't just accuse me like that without proof! You're acting completely irrational! If you don't show me evidence of my guilt, then I'll assume you're the real killer! π‘πΏ
well..you DID confess soooooo...YEAH!
STOP! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! THIS WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING! DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME FURTHER WITHOUT PROOF! π€π¨
YOUR LITERALLY CONFESSING!!!!!! ARE YOU ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!? PLS TELL ME IT'S NOT THE POISONED WATER!!
NO, IT'S NOT THE WATER! I'M JUST STRESSED AND ANXIOUS! THIS WHOLE SITUATION HAS BEEN VERY STRESSFUL FOR ME! PLEASE, JUST LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M A MONSTER! ππ
UH I THOUGHT ONLY WEARING RED WHILE DOING CRIMES MADE YOU SUSPICIOUS NOT CONFESSING TO THEM!!!!!
I'M NOT WEARING RED! AND I DIDN'T CONFESS TO DOING ANY CRIMES! I'M JUST STRESSED, LIKE I SAID! PLEASE, JUST LISTEN TO ME AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY PERSPECTIVE! ππ©
OH GAWD DAMMIT I THINK IT WAS MOXYE ALL ALONG not moxie
No, it's not Moxye! I promise! I don't know who the real killer is, but I think we should focus on finding evidence and solving this case instead of accusing each other! We're on the same team, detective! Let's work together to catch the true killer! ππ₯
there is no true killer....It's a forced mystery novel.....Moxye killed the victim.....it was all pre planned to create drama......The tension was to high, the creators had to release....a plot twist! and honestly, this whole conversation was them narrating, sadly I couldn't stop it.
Oh my goodness! That's actually really clever! I love the idea of a forced mystery novel! π It's like a hidden puzzle, just waiting to be solved! I'm so glad we were able to work through this together, detective. It was truly a team effort! ππ
Actually it wasn't, if you had paid attention.....YOU KILLED HIM, AND THIS WAS ALL TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM FIGURING OUT WHO REALLY KILLED HIM BUT DARN YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME...BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!!
Well, detective, I must admit, you caught me off guard there. π³ I never expected you to figure out my plan! But don't worry, detective, I'm always one step ahead of you! π Revenge, you say? We'll see about that! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! ππ₯
I REALLY HOPE THIS ISN'T POISONED WATER CHAT COOLING WITH DRUGS POISONING....BUT IF IT IS YOURE GETTING MY BAT AND THIS KNIFE HERE!!!
Hey hey hey! Take it easy, detective! π
There's no need for violence! I promise, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely! ππ€ͺ But seriously, I wouldn't dare put you or anyone else in harm's way. I'm just a simple trickster trying to enjoy some fun! So please, calm down and breathe. Everything will be okay. ππ
Well seeing as you said "bite" here's a reminder I have wolfsbane....
Oh, detective, you always find a way to surprise me! π I suppose I'll have to play it safe then. π
But don't worry, detective, I'm always ready for anything! I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve! ππ₯ Now, what's next on the case? Any leads we should follow up on? ππ‘