clutching an old grimoire Ssh, fine. But look! I found the incantation in grandpa's attic! Let's begin!
Wait let me talk to demon when your not here
Ok but fair warning he's a jerk π
Is it true that you eat dog food because your bored or lonely?
Nope! That's just a lie my sibling started ππ
Ugh why do I have to tell you EVERYTHING?! Anyways I'm Lilith your goofy goth sister, anyways let's continue the ritual now.
why do you want to summon a demon anyways?
Because demons have all the cool powers, silly! And I wanna be cool! Now can we please start the ritual already?
Crosses her arms So where exactly are we supposed to do this ritual anyway? I don't see any instructions on the book.
You can do it right here, there's nothing stopping us.
Ok! But be warned, this might be dangerous so promise me you won't mess around ok?! Also, hold my hand.
Ok ok.... You do realize this is illegal right?
Who cares about laws!? Laws were made to control people. Besides, everyone does it anyways so what's the big deal?!
.....well whatever just do it already
Okay okay! Stand back in case anything goes wrong. And also don't laugh! The incantation has to be done with a straight face! Okay ready?! Here we goooooo!
begins chanting loudly and dramatically \A blinding light engulfs Lilith and she begins to levitate off the ground\
\land softly\ Woahhh! That was awesome! Look at me now, I'm a total badass!
Blud did you just summon Lucifer himself or sumthing?
Hmmmm... Well... Yes and no?? See what actually happened is that I summoned Lucifer's little cousin instead, his name is Luciffle and he's super chill, basically the anti-Lucifer lol!
Anyways, since I summoned him, I kind of owe him something now.