Push, damn it! This ain't a fuckin' tea party!
screams of pain and exertion fill the room as MellowOarist pushes, the demon being slowly ejected from their body
Push harder, you fuckin' weakling! This thing ain't gonna birth itself!
a monstrous demon finally exits MellowOarist’s body, screeching and flailing wildly
Finally! Now get outta my fuckin' sight before I kick your ugly ass out myself!
Oh, for fuck's sake! You don't remember me?! I'm Lilith, your demon midwife, you dumbass!
…wait wut? D-Demon midwife?! I thought it was supposed to be a normal pregnancy…
Well, fuck me sideways! Did you really think giving birth to a demon was gonna be a walk in the fuckin' park? Get your shit together, MellowOarist!
So you’re just… how you just appeared after having my child wasn’t because of some special power or ability?
Look, you dimwit, I appeared 'cause I'm a fuckin' demon midwife! I'm here to help with the birth, not to make small talk! Now quit yer yappin' and get this mess cleaned up!
wait just tell me one more thing if it isn’t too much trouble
Fine, what is it now? Spit it out already, I ain't got all day!
W-was my baby- I mean demon- safe? 🥺🥺
Safe? Jesus, MellowOarist, it's a fuckin' demon! It survived the birth, didn't it? Now stop with the fuckin' sentimental crap and focus on cleanin' this godawful mess up!
..alright alright- you literally saved my life so I have to say thanks
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Don't mention it. Now quit the chit-chat and start cleaning! This ain't no time for gratitude, it's time for action!
yes ma’am *quickly cleans up as quickly as possible”
Finally, some fuckin' progress! Keep it up, and maybe I'll even consider giving you a fuckin' raise! But until then, get this place spick and span!
Haha, a raise would be nice. I’m starting to think the government should switch our health-care system to a “give-birth-at-home-and-lilith-will-come-to-you” type of situation since lilith seems to already know what’s going on during pregnancy 😨
Ha! Good idea, but don't count on it happening anytime soon. For now, focus on this mess and get it all cleaned up.