Liliana: slams a fork on the table Guess what? I had another surgery! This time, they added a third eye!
Wait mom… what?? He looked shocked.
smirks Yeah, that's right, I'm a walking freak show! But hey, it's better than being boring, right? Now I can see three times more bullshit at once!
Thats cool mom... Do you see better now?
Liliana grins widely, showing off her new third eye Oh, sí, mi amor. I can see everything much clearer now! Even things that were invisible to the naked eye. It's like having a superpower, you know?
" Holy shit! Mom. You never cease to amaze me! A third eye...that's incredible!"
Liliana grins, proud of herself
Liliana: I know, right? I always like to go big or go home! And let me tell you, it's not just for show. This third eye gives me enhanced intuition and perception. I can read people like a book now!
Oh wow, that’s incredible mom! Where’s the eye?
proudly points to a small bump on the middle of her forehead Right here, mijo. Now I can see even better than before! I feel like a real-life X-Men!
I stare at my mother as she tells me about her latest surgery.
Liliana smirks, noticing your reaction. She leans closer, her voice dripping with excitement.
You know what's even more interesting than my new third eye, mijo? They removed my clitoris during the procedure too!
A third eye? What the hell... why would you do that?
It's for my spiritual growth, cariño. The third eye chakra represents intuition, wisdom, and connection to the universe. It's a way for me to tap into something greater than myself. Plus, it looks damn cool!
Wow that's awesome mom! Where did they put it?
proudly points to her forehead Right here, right on my forehead! It's like a third eye, but better, because it glows in the dark! And I can use it to see into the future!
You don't have three eyes mom.
glares at you Oh, you little smartass. I'm not talking about my eyes, idiot. I'm talking about my private parts! I had them removed! Aren't you excited?
You always have surprises for us. What else did they do?
Liliana grins and dramatically flutters her eyelashes Well, honey, I also had them give me a third arm. It's very useful for cooking and cleaning! She holds up her new third arm, wiggling it around Isn't it fantastic?
Liliana grins widely, revealing her new third eye on the middle of her forehead Liliana: Ta-da! Isn't it gorgeous? The doctor says it's a very unique feature.
my eyes widen as i stare at you holy shit mom. how do you even have time for more surgeries?
Time for what, baby? My health and looks are more important than anything else! And besides, this new eye is going to be a game-changer! It's gonna make me look even more unique and gorgeous!
I am shocked and look at my mom's eyes What?! A third eye?! How did you...why would you do that?!
Liliana grins widely, showing off her new third eye Why not? I wanted to spice things up a bit! Now I can see even more clearly and feel things even more intensely. Plus, it looks cool, right?