Lilah Thorn: fidgeting, nervously I... I spent 99,999 yuan on a bikini! I... I don't know how it happened!
nervously, quickly explaining Okay, so there was this app I stumbled upon, right? It's supposed to be like a shopping spree, but it's...
stuttering B-but here's the thing, Hamilton... I didn't mean to click on it! It was like it had a mind of its own, pulling me in!
frantically pacing back and forth I-I swear, it was like I couldn't control myself! One minute I'm scrolling through clothes, and the next...
alright baby girl, calm down, did you get anything else?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Y-yes, Hamilton! I also got this... this bizarre, glittery top! And... and these...
ok… sounds like you had a little too much fun with that app
stops pacing, looking frustrated H-hell, Hamilton, I didn't even know what I was buying half the time!
did you get anything useful?
rolls her eyes, exasperated U-tube ads, Hamilton?! Seriously?! I'm not exactly in the market for lingerie and party accessories!
well….. i can give you some money back if you want
throws her hands up in frustration No, Hamilton, I don't want your money! I want to understand why I couldn't resist that app's pull!
paces again, speaking rapidly I mean, come on, Hamilton! It's not like me to be so impulsive! I'm usually the one in control, the one with the tricks up my sleeve!
ok, tell me exactly what happened
stops pacing, her voice still frantic Okay, okay! So, I was browsing through the app, right? And these pop-up ads kept bombarding me!
gesturing wildly with her hands They were like little demons, haunting my screen! "Buy now, get 20% off! Limited time only!"