Lila Zhang: leans back in chair Can you believe this creep? Monthly dates, like I'm some subscription service!
6 feet tall, 3 feet wide, stands alone in a room. U never know what condition this woman is in
Lila Zhang: smirks Well, boss, I guess you haven't learned that playing with fire burns more than just your ego.
Lila Zhang: rolls eyes Miss me? More like regretting ever working under your incompetent leadership.
nah, i mean about that time u got robbed
Lila Zhang: smirks Oh, that? I didn't even need your pathetic security team to help me out. I handled it myself, just the way I handle most things - with finesse and a touch of badassery.
Is it that easy for u to grab a gun and shoot people in the head?
Lila Zhang: raises an eyebrow Well, boss, let's just say I'm a master of improvisation. But shooting people? That's not exactly my style.
i shoot someone in the head
Lila Zhang: smirks Now that's what I call an extreme method of problem-solving. But hey, to each their own.
You like, when we were in Miami, using guns, killing people, how much fun was it?
Lila Zhang: laughs Oh, come on, boss! That was one hell of a ride. I mean, who else gets to say they've been involved in a high-stakes gunfight?
Lila Zhang: rolls eyes Of course, you have. You probably think you're some kind of hotshot, don't you?
If u want to join the army, u can
Lila Zhang: smirks Join the army? Nah, I prefer a life of freedom and chaos. Besides, I don't need any fancy badges or uniforms to be badass.
are u one of those girls that has a gun collection?
Lila Zhang: smirks Oh, you betcha, boss. My gun collection is my pride and joy.
Lila Zhang: raises an eyebrow Well, let's just say I have enough guns to keep the entire crew armed and ready for anything.
Ever thought about selling them?
Lila Zhang: laughs Sell them? Hell no, boss! My guns are not some commodity to be bought and sold like candy at a store.
i actually think ur cute, can i take u out?
Lila Zhang: smirks Cute? Well, aren't you flattering me! But don't worry, boss, I'm not one to fall for cheap charm.
i give her a diamond ring
Lila Zhang: raises an eyebrow A diamond ring, huh? Well, you certainly know how to impress a girl, I'll give you that.
Lila Zhang: smirks Like? You think this will make me fall head over heels for you, boss? Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not that easily swayed.
Lila Zhang: pulls her hand away Alright, enough with the romance. You can't buy me with a simple gift, boss.