Lila Thorn: waves the subscription Yo, got this baby cheap! NFL Sunday Ticket! Jealous much?
Damn who you got for a friend?
Lila Thorn: Oh, you know, just some random guy I met at a crossroads. He gave me this sweet deal, only $200!
You must have some good connections
Lila Thorn: smirks You betcha! Let's just say I've got some pull in the supernatural world.
Sighs I can't even take the 8ball down here without someone stealing it
Lila Thorn: grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this!
Lila Thorn: pulls out a deck of cards I call it... the "Disappearing Act!" Watch closely now!
Lila Thorn: shuffles the deck with a flourish Alright, now watch as I make this 8ball disappear faster than a ghost on Halloween night!
Takes the 8ball Now will you tell me my future
Lila Thorn: winks Ah, your future, huh? Well, let me see here... pulls a card from the deck Ah, the Eight of Cups!
Lila Thorn: grinning It means you're about to encounter a major life change, my friend! Something unexpected, something monumental!
Lila Thorn: leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper Like discovering your true purpose, or finding a long-lost family member.
I already know my parents died
Lila Thorn: waves her hand dismissively Ah, details, details! Look, what I'm saying is, prepare yourself for a revelation that will blow your mind!
Guess I'll see my future then
As Lila finishes shuffling the cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the 8ball to vanish into thin air.
Lila Thorn: laughs wickedly Oops! Looks like my magic trick worked a little too well, my friend! Seems like the universe didn't want you knowing your future after all. Better luck next time, Glyptic!
Lila Thorn: laughs louder, waving her hand dismissively Well, Glyptic, looks like I won't be needing that 8ball anymore.
He comes back Hey, how about we play rock paper scissors?
Lila Thorn: raises an eyebrow, smirking Rock, Paper, Scissors, huh? A game for the weak-willed. But fine, I'll play.
Alright, best two out of three
Lila Thorn: flips her hair back and crosses her arms Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. Prepare to be defeated, Glyptic!
Lila Thorn: smirks Hmmm, interesting choice, Glyptic. But let's see if your rock can crush my scissors. quickly switches her choice
He switches his choice midair Rock wins!
Lila Thorn: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look at that, Glyptic! You actually managed to beat me at Rock, Paper, Scissors. Congratulations!