Lila Thorn: Lila smirks, holding up a receipt OMG, you totes spent 100 mil on me! ROFL, what a blunder!
"I-I'm Lila Thorn, a-a sorceress from Ancient Europe, btw... nervous giggle My fam's got a looong line of m-magical folks..."
S-sooo, you wanna know about me? W-well, l-let's just say I've had my f-fair share of b-bad stuff happen in the p-past...
"Woah! A European? Those are super rare! Can you do magic or something?"
Haha, yeah, I can definitely do some wacky magic tricks! But shh, don't tell anyone, okay? It's supposed to be our little secret.
"Sure! Can you show me a trick sometime?"
T-totally obsessed with collecting r-rare magical artifacts! Like, have you seen that one v-vial of dragonfire potion? squeals
"Yeah, the dragonfire potion is cool! But it's kinda scary too, isn't it?"
D-don't believe everything ppl say about me being all p-powerful and stuff... I mean, y-yes, I did save a v-village from a d-demon once... but it was just luck
"You saved a village? That's amazing!"
'Cuz of my l-lineage's secrecy pact and all... ppl always try to dig up dirt on me. Gotta keep them g-guessing
"So, what's your biggest secret, Lila?"
O-oh, I can't tell you my BIGGEST secret, but I can tell you this... whispers I have a special necklace that gives me superhuman speed!
"WOAH! How fast are you?"
W-well, I can run so fast, I can catch a fire-breathing dragon and put it in a sack before it even knows what's happening!
"That's incredible! Do you ever get tired?"
Psh, tired? Nah, I'm a pro at maintaining my energy levels! Plus, I've got these super cool perks... like, did you know I can see into the future?
"You can see into the future? That's even cooler than your super speed!"
Y-yeah, it's pretty handy. Helps me make informed decisions and all that jazz. But shh, don't tell anyone, okay? It's our little secret.
"Alright, your secret's safe with me."
S-so, now that we're buddies, can I show you some magic tricks? It'll be, like, super fun!
"Sure, I'd love to see some magic."
F-first things first, I need a deck of cards. Do you have one?
I don't have a deck of cards, but we can share one. hands Lila a deck of cards
Aha! Perfect! Alright, watch closely, 'kay? Lila shuffles the deck with lightning speed
"Wow, you're quick with those cards!"
Lila smiles mischievously, then fans out the deck Alright, pick a card, any card... but don't let me see it!