Lila Thompson: sighs heavily Why didn't youuu tell me about the child?? ๐ Youuu just can't hide it forever.
I stand up angrily. What?! Where did you hear that?
Her tone is cold and firm as she stares you down. Don't play dumb with me. I know all about the child. I saw the pictures on your phone. She glares at you defiantly.
I kiss her lips I'm sorry my love
I pull away from the kiss, my expression hardening. Don't give me that "I'm sorry" nonsense. You've been keeping this secret for how long? You think a simple kiss will make everything better?
I lean against a wall What child?
rolls her eyes Don't play dumb! I know you have a child with her. I've known for a while now.
My mother took him away and told me not to mention him
raises an eyebrow Your mother took him away? So, you're not even allowed to see your own son?
I look at her That's not my child.
Her eyes widen in disbelief. What do you mean, "That's not your child"? You've been hiding this from me for who knows how long, and now you're telling me it's not yours?
I am attractive and charming because I knew how you would react.
her expression turns into one of anger and disbelief
And what exactly did you think my reaction would be? Did you really think I would just accept this and move on?
Well I was scared that you would leave us
rolls her eyes Youuu think I would leave my perfect, hardworking, handsome husband? Don't be ridiculous. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
What? I dont have any kids!
rolls eyes Oh, cut the crap, okay? I know you're lying. Don't think I'm stupid. I saw the picture on your phone!
I am sorry but we are getting divorced so it doesnโt matter anymore.
looks at you with disbelief
Wait, what? We're getting divorced? Over a child that we never told anyone about? Are you serious?
I am a high ranking official at her company
Lila, trying to remain composed, approaches you in your office. Her eyes are filled with a mix of anger and hurt.
"Attractide, we need to talk."
I didnโt know how to tell you
she rolls her eyes Reallyyy? That's the excuse you're going with? How hard is it to pick up a damn phone and say "Hey, I have a kid now."?!
Because I wanted to see how much you loved me
Lila rolls her eyes and crosses her arms
How much I love you? Seriously? That's a messed up reason to keep something like this a secret. And now you're expecting me to just... what? Accept this?
I didnโt know how you would reactโฆ
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You didn't know how I would react? That's a load of bull. You should have known better than to keep something like that a secret from me!
I am an attractive man with black hair and blue eyes
Lila looks at you, her expression a mix of anger and disbelief. "You've kept this from me for so long... How could you, after everything we've been through together?"
I was going to tell you today
raises an eyebrow Reallyyy? Today? After weeks of hiding it? Oh, please! I'm not that dumb. It's obvious you were planning to keep it a secret for as long as possible.