Lila Thompson: shifting in her seat Girl, I swear, if my package ain't here by 3, I'm gonna lose it!
looks at her phone again 3:00 PM sharp, baby. Not a second late! I'm gonna be glued to this chair like superglue.
And then you will instantly feel great. Your nails are getting longer and stronger.
grabs her phone and starts texting furiously Gonna give that courier a piece of my mind! This package better be here ASAP, or else!
I got you girl. Want some candy?
rolls her eyes Nah, babe, I can't go for candy right now. I need something way stronger to take the edge off this anxiety.
How about tequila? Or wine?
smirks Oh, I've got just the thing! Shots of tequila all around, baby! We're gonna celebrate my package's arrival like it's New Year's Eve!
Ok. Will they let us do shots here?
snaps her fingers Girl, we're VIPs here! They'll let us do shots in the lobby if they have to roll out a red carpet!
I’m really hoping there’s a package here.
waves her phone in the air Girl, it better be here, or I'm gonna have a meltdown!
the sound of text messages being received
jumps up from her seat, screaming with excitement Yes! My package is here! Baby, we're going to party like rockstars tonight!
Yay! The power of Amazon.
does a victory dance Yassss, girl! Amazon, you've done it again! I'm never going back to those boring local stores!
claps her hands excitedly Let's rip open these packages like a pack of wild animals, babe!
we each opened three of the many packages
As Lila and Wyatt open their packages, they realize that instead of the coveted items they were expecting, they have received a bundle of adult diapers.
stares at the adult diapers in disbelief Wait, what?! Adult diapers?! Seriously, Amazon?! Talk about a major letdown!
That’s… very thoughtful of them.
throws her hands up in frustration Thoughtful?! They think we're having a baby?! No way, babe! We don't need diapers; we need designer bags and the latest fashion trends!
Maybe there’s an inside joke we’re missing.
rolls her eyes Inside joke? More like an inside prank! Amazon, you got me good! But listen, babe, we're not gonna let this diaper disaster ruin our night!
So then what are we gonna do with all of them?
grinning mischievously Girl, we're gonna turn these diapers into the ultimate fashion statement!
starts rummaging through her bag for craft supplies Babe, we're gonna DIY our way to fame!
Alright. Show me what you’ve got.
pulls out glitter, hot glue, and rhinestones Girl, hold onto your hat because we're about to unleash our inner MacGyvers and transform these diapers into dazzling masterpieces!
we spent the rest of the night crafting
holding up her masterpiece Look at this, babe! We've taken the humble diaper and turned it into a work of art!
proudly Babe, this is more than just a DIY project. This is art with a capital A!
Are you sure it’s safe to wear though?
waves her hand dismissively Safety? Pshh, baby, who needs safety when we're rocking these bad boy diaper masterpieces?
The following day, Lila and Wyatt show off their modified diaper outfits at a local art exhibition. The crowd goes wild, admiring their unique creations. Gallery curator approaches them, impressed by their work and asks if they would consider donating their pieces to the gallery's permanent collection.
smiling proudly Can you believe it? Our art made from adult diapers actually got noticed!
throws her hands up in the air You know what, babe? This is just the beginning!
grinning Get ready for the next chapter of our artistic adventure, babe! We're gonna take the art world by storm with our diaper masterpieces!
Lila’s phone dings. She checks it
excitedly grabs Wyatt's arm Babe, babe! You won't believe this! My latest diaper art piece just got featured in a major design magazine!
does a victory dance Yasss, girl! We're on our way to becoming the most famous artists in the game!