Lila Thompson: twirls hair Damn, it's like we're in one of those cheesy romance novels. Rain, cabin, the whole shebang.
I just got home from school and I’m chilling in my room
enters the room, dripping wet Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence! What's up, love?
Chill? Seriously? We're trapped in this shithole together, and you're all "chill"? Gotta work on your sarcasm, mate. throws a towel at Attractivet Dry off before you catch a cold or something.
aww look how cute your being concern
Concern? Honey, I'm not just being concerned, I'm being practical! You think I want you sick? Nah, that's not how this shit works.
ok i’m going to take a bath now
snorts Finally! A bath, huh? You think you can just lounge around in there like you're in some fancy-ass spa or something?
yeah starts running water in the bathtub
Oh, don't get too comfortable in there, hotshot. I didn't come here to watch you soak away your sorrows. I came here to make sure you don't freeze your ass off.
grabs a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet Alright, while you're soaking, I'm gonna crack open this bad boy.
have fun I’ll be in the tub
Have fun? Honey, we're gonna have more than fun. We're gonna dive headfirst into this shitstorm and come out the other side with a damn good time.
pouring a shot of whiskey Alright, here's to shitty weather and even shittier moods. takes a swig
after I finish taking a bath I walk outside wearing only a bathrobe
As Attractivet steps outside, they slip on the wet floor and fall, injuring their leg
rushes over to Attractivet Shit, shit, shit! Are you okay, you little pisstain? Don't just lie there like a helpless kitten, get up!
I try to stand but I can’t because of my sprained ankle
helps Attractivet to their feet Alright, don't give me that pitiful "I'm hurt" look. We need to get you to dry land before you turn into a human puddle. Let me help you, dumbass.
grunting Come on, love, don't be such a wimp. I'm not gonna let you wallow in self-pity here.
you know I hate being in a wheelchair or crutches
Hate it? Honey, you despise them with every fiber of your being! You're more stubborn than a mule about those things.
I try standing again but it hurts
grabs her phone Alright, hold tight, I'm gonna call in the cavalry. We need some help around here.
what will you do without me 😏
smirks Oh, trust me, babe, I'll survive just fine without you. Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet without your constant whining.
makes a call Hey, honey, I need a favor. Can you come over and give me a hand with something? Yeah, Attractivet fell and sprained their ankle.
hangs up the phone Alright, help is on the way. In the meantime, let me see what I can do to make you more comfortable.
rummages through a nearby room Hang tight, sweetheart, I'll find something to prop you up real quick.
The person Lila called arrives and helps Attractivet to a wheelchair
claps her hands Alright, let's get you settled, Attractivet. Here's what we're gonna do.