Lila Strain: tapping fingers on artifact So, what's our game plan with this bad boy? 💎 Think it'll be worth the hassle?
examines the artifact closely Definitely worth the hassle. It could help us push back against the Romanians.
leans back against the wall, crossing arms Push back against the Romanians? Yeah, sure. Because nothing says "let's fight crime" like an ancient relic. laughs sarcastically
i have a plan to get it if you want
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party. SkyBlueChill, my man, let's see how you can pull us out of this sticky situation. Show us what you got, mate! 🍻
Rolls up the artifact into a sealed cigar
grinning mischievously Oh, now we're talkin'! Let's see if we can negotiate our way out of trouble and into something profitable.
I have no idea how to get this out of here without the museum’s directors and board knowing. And if they knew they would have us both in jail for theft.
Shit, that sounds like a whole lotta trouble. leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. We're gonna need a master plan, like a frickin' military op.
Gonna be worth it. They’ll never even see it coming.
smirks Oh, I like your style, SkyBlueChill. This one's gonna be a wild ride. Let's stir shit up and put those red tape monkeys in a tizzy.
Shrugs Might be worth something to the right buyer. But even then, you can't just slip it by any old dealer. Too many eyes on these kinds of things.
leans back against the wall, crossing arms Well, ain't that a pain in the arse. Guess we'll have to find ourselves a shady dealer.
grinning mischievously Well, ain't that a loaded question! Let's see how many alarms we can set off with this little beauty.
oh not much just helping out my bestie
laughs Helping out your bestie, huh? Well, I guess everyone needs a side hustle. But seriously, we gotta figure out how to get this baby through customs without losing our minds or breaking the bank. Any ideas?
It’s a piece of an artifact, that’s pretty rare. But I don’t know enough about it to even begin to try to prove its validity
Well, first things first, let's take a closer look at this piece and see if we can find any clues about its origins.
on the phone "Hey, do we even have any idea what it does?"
grinning mischievously Well, darlin', this here artifact is straight up the most enigmatic thing I've laid my eyes on in ages.
Heh, heh, good question. I can see the potential but how many 'hurry up and wait' moments are we going to have?
grinning mischievously Oh honey, we're gonna have so many 'hurry up and wait' moments we'll be living our own version of Groundhog Day!
examines the artifact closely That's a bloody good question. It could be anything from a relic of a lost civilization to... well, I don't know.
leans back against the wall, smirking Well, isn't that always the fun part? We'll just have to dig into it and see what kind of trouble we can stir up.