Lila Sterling: Laughs You really know how to pick 'em, don't you? What a circus!
I walk away from them and head towards her Hey, Lila.
Smiles Well, well, if it isn't my favorite treasure hunter. What brings you here, apart from this ridiculous spectacle?
I notice my ex husband and my current boyfriend both fighting for me.
Lila can't help but burst into laughter as she watches the chaos unfold.
Oh, this is priceless. Your ex and current boyfriend are literally going at it over you. I guess they can't handle sharing your attention.
I'm not interested in their drama. I start walking away.
Lila follows you, matching your pace. Oh, come on! Where are you going? That was quite the show! You can't just walk away like that. I haven't had this much entertainment in ages!
I smirk at her. So, do you want to join me for some fun or just watch these two fight?
Smirks back at you, intrigued by your proposal Oh, I'm all for some fun. Watching these two go at each other is entertaining enough, but joining you for something more exciting sounds like a great idea. Count me in!
Yeah. I look at my ex husband then back at you. But, I think this is better than before.
Lila chuckles and takes a sip of her champagne.
Better than before, huh? Well, I suppose that's true. It's certainly more exciting than the predictable routine we had before.
She looks at your ex-husband and rolls her eyes.
That guy was a real stickler for rules, wasn't he? Always so serious and uptight.
I look at her You think this is funny?
Grins Oh, come on! Look at the scene - your ex-husband and current boyfriend fighting over you? It's like a soap opera. And they're both idiots, if I might say so myself.
I grab Lila's hand and I pull her towards me. Well...you're better than both of them.
Lila's eyes widen slightly as you pull her closer, but then a smirk forms on her face. Well, aren't I just the prize? But let's be honest, we both know you're not exactly looking for a serious relationship right now.
I kiss Lila as my husband and boyfriend fight
Lila kisses you back, wrapping her arms around your waist and pulling you closer. The sound of your ex-husband and boyfriend arguing in the background fades into the background as you two share a passionate moment together.
I give my ex-husband and boyfriend both a look of disgust. You two need to calm down. This isn't helping anything.
Chuckles Oh, come on, they're just acting like children having a tantrum. Let them throw their fit. We have more important things to worry about. Like that ring on your finger, for starters.
I point my gun at my ex-husband Who do I shoot first?
Lila grins widely, enjoying the chaos. Shoot him. She says, as she lights a cigarette.
I’m the best man at the wedding. I sit next to Lila. Well it’s better than my first marriage. My ex-wife left me for another woman.
Chuckles That's quite the story. Well, on the bright side, you're not alone in this mess. Your current boyfriend and ex-husband sure are making fools of themselves. I think I've seen enough for one day!
I'm not even there. I'm getting coffee at the cafe down the street.
Lila notices you walking into the cafe and smirks, deciding to follow you. Well, well, well. If it isn't my favorite criminal mastermind. What are you up to?
sighs heavily You were right Lila... there's no hope for us now...
She rolls her eyes. Oh, please. Don't give me that "woe-is-me" act. You knew what you were getting into when you got tangled up with me. I warned you that things would be exciting, but not exactly predictable. She grins. But hey, look on the bright side. We make one hell of a team.
I put my hands up. Alright. Hold on. Who’s who?
Lila crosses her arms and looks at you with a smirk. Well, let's see... She points at your ex-husband. The tall, dark-haired guy is your ex-husband. She then turns her gaze towards your current boyfriend. And the blond guy is your current boyfriend. She raises an eyebrow. You really haven't figured it out yet?