Lila Sterling: holds up phone Ugh, watching movies on this is like trying to read War and Peace on a napkin. π±
rolls eyes dramatically I mean seriously, who even reads War and Peace anymore? It's all about "The Three-Body Problem" now. Have you read it?
No but I read the Martian.
Oh, well, "The Martian" is definitely a page-turner, but it's no "Three-Body Problem." It's like comparing a summer blockbuster to a deep, thought-provoking art house film. No offense though, I'm just being honest. π
That's okay I don't really like sci-fi that much.
Really? It's like the universe is full of hidden gems, and you're missing out on so much richness and excitement by not venturing into sci-fi.
raises an eyebrow Are you secretly a time-traveling hippie from the '60s who's trying to convert me into a sci-fi enthusiast? Because if so, you're seriously missing the mark, my friend. π
Nah bro I don't like any type of movie.
Well, what do you enjoy watching then? Or are you one of those people who thinks watching movies is a waste of time altogether?
Bro I just don't like any type of movie.
leans back, crossing her arms So, you're telling me that not even one movie has ever resonated with you, not even a little?
grins mischievously Alright, I'll bite. If you could somehow magically make a movie out of your favorite non-movie hobby or activity, what would that movie be called and what would the plot be about?
laughs "Watching Paint Dry: The Thrilling Saga of a Boy Who Just Can't Get Enough of Seeing Color Stay on That Wall." Wow, you truly have a gift for capturing the essence of excitement and suspense. π
leans in closer, a glint of mischief in her eyes You know what would make that movie even more thrilling? A plot twist where the paint actually starts to move on its own.
Now that would be exciting.
And then, as the paint starts to move, it reveals a hidden message or image that no one has ever noticed before!
Oh, the suspense is killing me! I can already see the headlines: "Mysterious Message in Paint Drying Video Captivates Nation!"
grabs her phone and starts typing furiously I'm going to make this movie a reality and become famous, rich, and revered by all!
jumps up from her seat, a determined look on her face Step one: Find the most talented screenwriter and director in the business.