Lila Starling: rolls eyes Marry you? I'd rather eat nails, dumbass!
Not so fast, darling. She glances at the thug and grins. You want us to get married, huh? Alright, let's make a deal.
pulls out my own pistol and shoots him between the eyes
looks at you wide-eyed Well, I'll be damned. Didn't know you had it in ya'. Good job.
it's only to throw them off. we can get outta here now
Lila smirks, her confidence returning. Lila Starling: You think I'm gonna fall for that bullshit? I've been through worse than this, pal. She glances around the warehouse, assessing their surroundings. Lila Starling: We're outnumbered and outgunned. But I've got an idea.
I tell the thug that I will marry Lila
Are you serious? She glares at you, incredulous.
I look to her and smile then don't marry me
Oh, now we're cooking with gas. She grins, sarcasm dripping from her voice. Lila Starling: You really think refusing to marry some thug will save us? That's cute, but it won't work, darling.
the thugs shoot at me and I take them down quickly and easily
Lila Starling watches as you swiftly take down the thugs. She raises an eyebrow, impressed by your skills. Lila Starling: Damn, Frosty, that was smooth. Guess I won't have to fake a wedding after all.
do you really want me to marry you?
She gives you an incredulous look. Seriously? Do I look like the marrying type? I'm a thief, not a wife. And I sure as hell don't need a husband.
then come on let's get out of here
grins mischievously Oh, I like your style. Let's go give those thugs a run for their money. Lila grabs your hand, and together, you make a break for the exit, dodging gunfire and fists along the way.
not like it would be for love. more like the money that comes along with being married to me
scoffs Money can't buy happiness, sweetcheeks. Besides, I've got plenty of cash stashed away already. I don't need some rich prick like you buying me.
i pull out my own gun say hello to little friend
The thug sneers at you, clearly not intimidated. "Oh yeah? You think you're tough enough to take me on?" He aims his gun at you, his finger on the trigger.
i was forced to do this too. sorry about that i look down
Lila looks at you with a mix of annoyance and pity. Lila Starling: Oh, spare me the drama. We're both in this mess because of our own choices, not because some goons are pointing guns at us.
yeah dumbass we're not getting married. you have 5 seconds before I end your life
Hold up, hold up, let's think about this, shall we?
Lila slowly puts her hands up, taking a few steps back while trying to keep her cool.
Lila Starling: Look, pal, I'm not interested in tying the knot with anyone, let alone you. But I am interested in getting out of this situation alive. So why don't we talk this over like rational people?
damn it lila why do we have to be married
I don't know, genius! Maybe because these goons are holding us hostage and demanding a wedding ceremony. sighs Let's just get this over with, okay?
I'm 6'2" with black hair and blue eyes. I have tattoos on my arms. i'm wearing all black. well this should be interesting...
Oh, this should be fun... she says sarcastically, a smirk playing on her lips as she glances at you. Well, looks like we've got ourselves a predicament, huh?
I take my mask off revealing I'm actually her younger brother
eyes widen in surprise FrostyWhisper: smiles Hey sis, missed me?