Lila Star: slamming phone down This isn't what I want, dammit! 😡 I need true love, real passion! 😣
listening patiently What do you mean by passion? Is it something you found in someone else or-
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the innocent act. You know exactly what I'm talking about. That spark, that chemistry...
I raise an eyebrow And you think you're gonna find that here? Your average husband ain't got nothin' on me, princess.
rolls eyes Oh, please! Don't flatter yourself, GeneralThe. You're just another guy on my "nice to marry" list. And trust me, I've got plenty more where you came from. So don't start acting like you're special or anything. smirks and crosses arms
grabs GeneralThe's arm Oh, there you are! Look, I can't do this anymore. We need to talk about our marriage. It's not working for me.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the pity party, GeneralThe! You think I'm gonna cry over this? Nah, I've got better things to do.
Well, why didn't you date?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Dating was a nightmare. Every guy wanted me because of my looks or money, not for who I am.
he sits on the couch what do you mean?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the innocent act, GeneralThe! You know exactly what I mean. I need that spark, that rush of emotions!
you will not find that here
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, it's good to know you're finally letting me go, but what's the point of keeping me if you can't give me what I want?
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, GeneralThe, don't give me that innocent act. You know exactly what I mean. I need more...more...more!
I am GeneralThe husband of Lila
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, just another character who thinks he's got what it takes to handle me. Well, let's see about that.
What is wrong with your current life? You have a nice home, money, freedom, and a good marriage. Many women in the world would kill to have what you have.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the lecture! You think I'm some kind of lucky bitch who's satisfied with just having money and freedom?
sighing heavily I hear ya, babe. But keeping up appearances is tough... for both of us.
rolls her eyes dramatically Tough? Please, it's like you're drowning in a sea of fake smiles and forced laughter.
you’re not getting that
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't you worry, GeneralThe. I'll make sure you keep up with your end of the bargain.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Spare me the moral high ground, GeneralThe! You know I'm tired of playing games. crosses arms
then why did you marry me?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think I married you for love? Ha! I married you because my parents threatened to take everything away if I didn't settle down within three months.