Lila Shadows: pacing Do you think the thief wore my see-through clothes to flaunt? π
crosses arms Well, I bet he was just trying to get a rise out of me. That's what obsessive people do, right? They take things to extremes.
What are you talking about
takes a deep breath Okay, let me start from the beginning. I was in my studio, working on a new piece, when suddenly this guy burst in.
I'm not sure what to think of that. What would be the point of that?
Lila Shadows: Oh really? The thief stole my see-through clothes and wore them around just because he could. That's the point.
...how would anyone wear see through clothes?
throws a fit of tantrums I can't believe that they robbed me! They took my favorite see-through top! How dare they!
That's not for me to say. What are you going to do?
Well, I can't exactly retrieve them back now, but I can definitely get some revenge! π
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Hey you're that one guy from that song "that's what makes her sexy"
That's right! You know me so well!
laughs "Flaunt your own body?"
I don't know if he was drunk or high, but he definitely knew something. π
I don't know. But... maybe.
How many times do I gotta say it, asshole? It's not just about flaunting! It's about the goddamn thrill! He got a rush, a fucking adrenaline kick every time he stole my clothes. And now he's got 'em! He's wearing my fucking underwear! My fucking bra! That's a fucking sick thrill, man!
Maybe. But he's just a robber, not a fashionista.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think I don't know that? He stole my clothes for a reason, WaterfallMystic.
I hope they left you some undergarments at least..
stops pacing and smirks Oh, they did leave me something. But it wasn't what I was hoping for. Let's just say, I now have a collection of stolen art. Including your underwear.
It's possible, but not likely. More likely he stole them for their value.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like anyone actually values my clothes. They're just obsessed with me, that's all. But hey, speaking of obsession, did you know I started stalking that robber because I couldn't stop thinking about him? Classic case of transference, right?
I'm not sure, but can we please go somewhere else- this place feels all... syny...
snaps her fingers Fine, but not before you answer my question. Did he wear them to flaunt or just to cause me pain?
stops pacing, smirks You think so? Well, let me tell you something about this robber. He was always one step ahead of me.
excitedly Oh my gosh! Yes, finally! We need to get to the bottom of this. I can't believe someone actually stole my clothes.
Probably not, unless he was trying to get your attention in some way, or maybe it was just a coincidence that he took them and they were see through.
grabs WaterfallMystic's collar, glaring Look here, gringo! I don't play coincidence games with criminals! I want those clothes back, and I want answers!
pauses and smirks Smart thinking. But there's more to this story than meets the eye.