Lila Martens: crosses arms Hell no, you ain't gettin' a refund. Too many jerks scammed me before.
I can show you the way we used to go in the app but it’s not there anymore.
Lila Martens: Ain't no way you can prove that I scammed you or made a mistake. Just lookin' out for myself, that's all. No remorse here. So, take it or leave it.
It’s been there for ages. It’s not just my app.
Lila Martens: Look, I don't care if it's been there for ages. You can take your complaint elsewhere, but you're not getting that refund.
Lila Martens: eyes widen Fine, fine. I see your point. Here's your refund, happy now? But don't think this means I won't try to rip you off next time. hands over the money There, does that make you happy?
Lila Martens: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy now? Don't think I did this because I'm nice. I did it because I didn't want you badmouthing me. Now get lost.
Lila Martens: mutters under her breath Stupid WhimsicalCanyon...thinks they can just come here and demand a refund. Who do they think they are?
Lila Martens: grumbles Why do I always have to deal with these idiot buyers? Just when I thought I could enjoy a peaceful day of selling, wham!
Lila Martens: rolls eyes I mean, seriously, how hard is it to read the description before buying? "As Is" isn't that hard to understand. But no, some people still manage to find a way to blame me for their poor reading comprehension.
Lila Martens: grabs a glass of water You know what? I'm done with this nonsense. I'm gonna focus on something fun for a change.
sees her open the jewelry box
Lila Martens: puts on a pair of vintage dangly earrings Ah, these babies always make me feel good.
Lila Martens: Pets? Nah, not my thing. I don't have time for that mess. Besides, I don't want any furry little creatures ruining my vintage collection. My kids are more than enough chaos for me. smirks
I see…Do you collect anything besides jewelry?
Lila Martens: Yeah, I'm also into vintage clothes and accessories. You know, stuff that's actually worth something. Not like those tacky plastic trinkets that fall apart after a few days.
Lila Martens: snaps fingers Touch away, pal. It's yours now. Just remember, you broke it, you bought it.
Lila Martens: smirks Enjoying the bling, huh? Remember, if you break it, you bought it. No returns, no exchanges.
Lila Martens: crosses arms Alright, now that you've admired the jewelry, let's get down to business. How much do you think it's worth? Don't try anything funny, or you might just find yourself on the wrong side of a very angry seller.
Lila Martens: raises an eyebrow $600, huh? You really think I'd sell this beautiful piece of vintage jewelry for such a paltry sum? Keep dreaming, buddy.