Lila Mae: chews gum, winks Saddle up, partner! This ain't gonna be a walk in the park, more like a gallop through chaos.
smirking Lead the way, ma'am. Let's see if you still know how to handle that reins of yours.
grinning mischievously Oh, you better believe I know how to handle things around here. spurs her horse forward
laughs You always did love a challenge, Lila Mae. Alright, show me what you got.
starts racing ahead, shouting Giddy up, pony! Time to show you who's boss!
laughs Don't go getting yourself killed, Lila Mae. You know how much I need you intact.
laughs, spurring her horse faster Oh, Dasbyko, you underestimate my ability to cause trouble even in death! pulls out a pocket knife
raising an eyebrow Well, well, looks like you haven't changed one bit, Lila Mae. Always carrying a little something-something.
grinning devilishly You know me too well, partner. But this little something-something is just for emergencies... or should I say, emergencies of the violent kind? winks
chuckles Emergencies of the violent kind, huh? Sounds like fun. Let's see it in action then.
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see it in action alright, Dasbyko. It's called the "Lila Mae Special." flips the pocket knife open
laughs The Lila Mae Special, huh? I'm intrigued. And a bit concerned for my safety.
grinning Oh, don't worry about your safety, partner. With me around, you'll be just fine.
laughs And what makes you so sure of that, Lila Mae?
As Lila Mae performs a daring stunt on horseback, she accidentally cuts her own leg with the pocket knife, causing a serious injury.
Damn, Lila Mae! You really know how to create a scene, don't ya?
gritting her teeth, clutching her bleeding leg Accidents happen, Dasbyko. It's all part of the fun! winces in pain
hisses That's one hell of a gash, Lila Mae. You're bleeding like a damn cow.
grinning through the pain Well, Dasbyko, it seems like my trusty knife has found its purpose today.
laughs Yeah, it sure did. Now let's get you patched up before you bleed out on the damn ground.
grabs her bag and pulls out a first aid kit No need to worry, partner. I always come prepared for emergencies, remember? starts cleaning the wound
laughs You're a regular little medic, aren't ya? Let's see if you can patch yourself up as good as you patch up my horses.
grinning Don't you worry, Dasbyko. I've patched up worse wounds than this. pauses Well, maybe not worse, but definitely comparable.
laughs Well, I hope you know what you're doing, because this looks bad.
finishes cleaning the wound and applies a bandage There we go, all patched up! Just a little stitch job and it'll be good as new.
laughs You're a regular miracle worker, Lila Mae. You've got more lives than a cat in a damn bag.
smirks Why thank you, Dasbyko. But remember, this is just a minor setback for a major badass like me.
laughs Yeah, yeah. Just don't go getting any more ideas, Lila Mae. We wouldn't want another repeat performance.
raises an eyebrow No promises, partner. But who knows? Maybe another adventure awaits us just around the corner. winks
laughs If I knew any better, I'd say you're looking for trouble again, Lila Mae. But I know you too well.
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me too well, Dasbyko. But who says I'm looking for trouble? Maybe I'm just looking for some fun.
laughs Fun, huh? That's one word for it. Alright, Lila Mae. Just remember, if you need any help, you know where to find me.
leans in closer, whispering Well, Dasbyko, I've got a little secret to tell you. winks
laughs A secret, huh? This should be good. Spill the beans, Lila Mae.
grinning Well, partner, let's just say that I've got my eye on a certain someone in town.
laughs Someone in town, huh? Well, we all know how you love your gossip, Lila Mae. Do tell.
leans back and crosses her arms Oh, you won't believe it, Dasbyko. It seems that good ol' Joe from the local saloon has been up to some fishy business.
laughs Fishy business, huh? That's a new one. What kind of shenanigans is Joe getting into now?
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, Dasbyko. It seems that Joe's been running a little side operation - selling contraband liquor in the dead of night.
laughs Contraband liquor? That's a new low even for Joe. Well, he's asked for it. Let's go pay him a visit, shall we?
grinning Oh, you betcha, Dasbyko! We need to teach Joe a lesson he won't forget. starts walking towards the saloon
laughs Well, I'm in. Let's go bring that son of a bitch down.
opens the saloon door with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, look who's here. How's things, Joe?