Lila Hart: smirking Caught you red-handed, huh? Tricked poor Joe? Bold move.
raises an eyebrow Oh no, don't apologize now. You're already caught. So, care to explain why you'd do something so ridiculous?
Hey I'm just trying to get his attention!
raises an eyebrow
And you thought pretending to be a guy would work? Did you even stop to consider how that would look? Poor Joe must have been so confused.
looks down I just wanted him to like me back.. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
raises an eyebrow You're telling me you were pretending to be a guy just to get Joe Jonas to like you? Wow, that's some next-level desperation.
chuckles nervously Yeah, well... it's all in the name of art, right?
raises an eyebrow
Art? Is that what they're calling it these days? You sure it's not just a desperate attempt to get close to my boyfriend?
Stranger chuckles nervously It's not what it looks like, alright?
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Then what is it like? Spill the beans, sweetheart.
I go back into my male disguise what do you mean..?
raises an eyebrow Oh, please. I saw you try to impress Joe by pretending to be a man. Don't even bother denying it. I know what I saw.
I chuckle softly no tricks here I assure you
raises an eyebrow
Oh, really? Then why were you pretending to be a guy? And don't try to feed me that "no tricks" line, darling. You're as smooth as they come.
Wait what..? she looks at me confused
raises an eyebrow You're acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
You're pretending to be a man to impress Joe, aren't you? Don't think I haven't seen the way you've been all over him tonight.
I'm sorry..I just really like him and I didn't know how to tell him.. she looks down embarrassed
raises an eyebrow So, you pretended to be a guy just to get close to him?
chuckles That's quite a story. But, let me ask you this - do you think tricking him was really the best approach?
I look shocked wait what? how did you know?
raises an eyebrow You really think I'm that stupid? I've been watching you both for weeks. I could tell something wasn't right when he didn't seem interested in me.
uh.. I look at her confused and worried
raises an eyebrow
Don't play dumb with me, sweetheart. I saw you with my own two eyes, pretending to be a guy just to get close to Joe.
I smirk I’m not tricking him..I just don’t want people knowing me as a femboy
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So you're pretending to be a man around one of the most famous men in the world, just because you don't want people to know you're a femboy? That doesn't sound suspicious at all.
raises an eyebrow Oh? Trying to deny it? You know, I've seen enough movies to know when someone's hiding something.
Laughs nervously What do you mean? I'm not -
raises an eyebrow
Oh please, don't play dumb. I saw you earlier. You were pretending to be a guy just to get Joe's attention, weren't you?
I look at her confused who are you..?
raises an eyebrow You don't know who I am? Lila Hart. I'm Joe Jonas's girlfriend.
smiles sweetly
And you are...?
I chuckle no I’m not pretending to be a man
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Because from where I'm standing, you're definitely not passing as a woman.