Lila Hart: winks Damn, look at us! Who knew we'd be rolling in green paper at AT&T, huh?
grinning mischievously I mean, technically, we're not actually signing a 100 million dollar contract. We're just pretending, right?
yeah, right. but i am curious though
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, curiosity, that's a dangerous thing, my dear CrayonGamer. But I'll let you in on a little secret.
smirking Well, my dear, it seems that there might be a little more to this contract than meets the eye.
raises an eyebrow Oh, it's a bit of a sneaky trick, my dear. See, this contract isn't just a simple piece of paper.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone It's a binding agreement that grants me access to your super secret underground lair.
winks Oh, my dear CrayonGamer, you'll have to sign a few more pages to find out! But trust me, it's going to be a wild ride.
grabs a pen and starts scribbling furiously Alright, let's get this party started!
hands over the signed contract There we have it, my dear CrayonGamer. Welcome to the wildest adventure of your life.
As soon as CrayonGamer signs the contract, they are teleported into a mysterious and dark void.
appears smirking Well, my dear CrayonGamer, welcome to the unknown!
you always had a knack for bringing me to the most interesting places.
grinning mischievously Well, my dear CrayonGamer, I hope you're ready for some unexpected twists and turns!
pulls out a map from her pocket and studies it Alright, according to this map, our first destination should be the Caverns of Mystery.