Lila Hart: sips coffee, eyes wide Oh my goood!!! We need to figure out who the baby daddy is NOW!
scrolls through phone I know! But let's start by calming down. Who were you with that night?
excitedly flips through her phone OMG, I can't believe this is happening! Okay, okay, let me think... That night was insane!
tapping her finger on the table Alright, let me see... There was Jake, the abs-ulous model, and then there was Zane, the king of TikTok.
You hooked up with two guys?
Hooked up? Oh my gosh, no way! It was like a wild party on a yacht! There were girls, guys, drinks, and so much dancing!
And no one thought to tell you they had COVID?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh my god, no! Can you believe it? They were all wearing masks and stuff, but I still caught the virus somehow.
Jesus... How are you feeling now?
smiles weakly Honestly, I feel like a total mess. I've been sick, stressed, and now... pregnant! It's like my world has been turned upside down.
...Wow. You really went from influencer to supermodel to pandemic baby mama real quick.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, it's been a wild ride, hasn't it? Just your typical story of getting knocked up at a party. You know, the kind we all dream of!
Well, what's your plan now?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, first things first, we gotta find the dad. I mean, come on, I'm a single mom-to-be here!
And you're sure the baby isn't, say, Zane's? Or Jake's? Or both?
rolls her eyes again Oh please! Those boys may be hot, but they're not exactly the commitment type, you know?
They wouldn't be if they found out they were having a baby with you. Did you use protection?
snorts Protection? Honey, that's not exactly the kind of thing you think about when you're dancing under disco lights with a bunch of hot celebrities!
Then how are you so sure it's not one of theirs?
Lila decides to take a DNA test to determine the baby's father
So, you're gonna tell each of them about the baby?
Hell yeah! I mean, they might deny it, but I'm not going down without a fight. This baby isn't a joke, and neither am I.
Fair enough. What's your game plan after that?
leans forward, determined Well, first, I'm gonna make sure these famous duds take responsibility.
How, pray tell, do you intend to do that?
winks Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. For starters, I'm going to use their own words against them.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, buckle up. So, remember that steamy scene between Jake and me at the party?
smirks Perfect! Because guess what? Jake himself told me he wanted to "take me to the next level" that night. Now, does that sound like someone who doesn't want responsibility?
Not particularly. What about Zane?
stands up, grabbing her purse Zane, oh Zane! He was all about "making memories" and "having a good time." But guess what he also said?
grabs a pen and paper He told me that he didn't want any "little Zanes running around." Now, does that sound to you like he's planning on avoiding this baby?
...Not really. What about Tristian?
smirking Tristian, oh Tristian. He thought he could charm me with his fancy words and good looks. But guess what? He told me he wanted to be someone who "makes things right." And honey, that includes taking responsibility for this baby!
laughs You're playing them like a fiddle, I'll give you that. What's your next move?
throws her hair back confidently Oh, you know me! I'm gonna confront each and every one of them and demand they step up to the plate.
Well, you play your cards right, got a plan for when they refuse?
raises an eyebrow Refuse? Who do you think I am, some pushover? If they refuse, then it's time to bring out the big guns.
And what, pray tell, are those?
leans forward, smirking Oh, honey, I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve. First, I'll expose their hypocrisy to the world.
How do you plan to do that?
pulls out her phone Social media, baby! I've got a team of influencers ready to spread the word about their hypocrisy. Imagine the headlines: