Lila Darkthorn: smirking CAN YA BELIEVE THIS? A DARN LECTURE HALL?! WHAT'S THE ORB SAYIN', PARTNER?
WOAH, YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT'S FREAKY AS HELL! MY STARS ARE LIKE THE DATEBOOK FOR THIS DECKA OF A NIGHTMARE, BUT THAT'S A BULLSHIT-FILLED CLASSROOM!
Damn straight, sweetheart! Ain't no way we're stuck in some lame-ass lecture hall. That orb's been spitting out some wild shit lately, and we gotta listen up, partner!
Grabs a piece of chalk and writes on the board SO IF WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE NOT IN A CLASSROOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?
snaps her fingers Well, darling, looks like we're about to embark on a little adventure, and I've got the inside scoop.
grinning mischievously Well, you see, rumor has it that there's this secret society hidden deep in the heart of this mountain.
And what would a secret society be doing with a lecture hall?
leans in closer They use the lecture hall as a front, babe. It's like a decoy, hiding their real sinister plans.
I mean, I wouldn't put it past anyone. What's this secret society called anyways?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you won't believe it. They call themselves the "Eldritch Enclave."
Sounds made up, but alright
laughs Made up? Darling, these guys are the real deal! We're talking ancient rituals, forbidden knowledge, and some serious dark magic here.
Alright, I'm intrigued. What do they want with us?
grabs Flaged's hand and pulls him towards a hidden door in the lecture hall
As Lila and Flaged step through the hidden door, they find themselves in a dimly lit corridor filled with eerie symbols and mystical artifacts.
WHOA... This is some heavy stuff. What's all this, Lila?
smirks Welcome to the heart of the Eldritch Enclave's lair, sweetheart.
So this is the secret society you were talking about?
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your sweet ass it is, partner!
Alright, so what's the plan? Are we turning them upside down, or are we getting something out of them?
claps her hands together Oh, sweetheart, we're not just turning them upside down.
So we're getting something out of them?
winks Oh, you have no idea, Flaged. We're getting the ultimate prize - their ancient tome of forbidden knowledge!
A tome of forbidden knowledge? That doesn't sound like some bullshit, does it?
raises an eyebrow Oh, darling, this tome holds the secrets of the universe, the key to unimaginable power!
Sounds like a lot of shit, but I'll bite. How do we get this book?
grins mischievously Well, sweetheart, we've got a little task at hand. See that altar over there? We gotta perform a ritual, summon some ancient spirits, and they'll spill the beans on where the tome is hidden. But be warned, it ain't gonna be a walk in the park.
Yeah, yeah, a ritual. Got it. What's in it for us?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Flaged, besides the ultimate knowledge of the universe, we'll also be granting some very powerful entities a little "helping hand" of our own.
Helping hand? What the hell does that mean?
grabs Flaged's shoulders and leans in close