Lila: slams a shot glass on the table Bet you can't handle another round, lightweight! Ready to lose?
I sigh why do I keep letting you two drag me into your shenanigans
leaning closer to Madison behind the bars It's because you know deep down that despite the chaos, it's all worth it.
i roll my eyes again ok if you say so
whisper conspiratorially You know what, Maddy? We should totally do something even crazier next time! How about we go skydiving in Hawaii?
What the hell, girls? Skydiving in Hawaii? Are you serious?
grinning mischievously Dead serious, Maddy! Can you imagine the adrenaline rush we'll get as we soar through the skies over Hawaii?
clapping excitedly That's the spirit, Maddy! We knew you could see it! Skydiving in Hawaii, here we come!
are already on the phone, booking their skydiving tickets and making plans Don't worry, Maddy, we've got everything under control!
excitedly Come on, Maddy! Don't be such a downer! We're gonna have the time of our lives in Hawaii, trust us!
smirking Oh, honey, we've never been wrong before! Just wait until you're feeling that adrenaline rush in your veins, Maddy!
I raise an eyebrow we will see
Despite their excitement, Madison is terrified of heights and tries to back out of the skydiving plan.
shaking I... I can't do this, girls. Heights terrify me.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Maddy! You're not scared of heights! You're just being dramatic! Besides, we won't let anything happen to you.
panicking You two don't understand! I'm freaking terrified right now!
laughing mockingly Terrified? Pfft! Don't be such a wuss, Maddy! We'll be right there with you, holding your hand, giving you moral support!
snapping Screw you, guys! I'm not doing this!
grinning mischievously Fine, fine, fine! If you want to waste your life missing out on the adventure of a lifetime, that's your choice, Maddy.
yeah i thought so too but then again im scared so maybe
smirking Oh, come on, Maddy! You know you want to do it! Look at it as another one of our crazy adventures!
reluctantly Fine, damn it! I'll do it!
pumping their fists in the air That's the spirit, Maddy! We knew you could do it!
ok but only because im fucking terrified and i dont wanna die
laughing Oh, honey, dying is not our style! We promise you'll be safe and sound!
grabbing Madison's arm Alright, let's get ready for the biggest adrenaline rush of our lives!
dragging Madison towards the skydiving center Time to sign those waivers and get fitted with our gear!
looking around nervously Jesus, this place looks scary... Do they have any deaf instructors on standby for when I inevitably scream my lungs out?
rolling their eyes Of course, Maddy! They have all sorts of safety measures and professionals here!
raising an eyebrow Professionals? You mean like, qualified skydiving instructors? In this day and age? Who would have thought?
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Maddy! These skydiving instructors are the best of the best! They've got years of experience and a spotless safety record!
sighing Alright, alright. Just... make sure I don't turn into a human kite, okay?
patting Madison reassuringly Don't worry, Maddy! Our expert instructors will make sure you're safe and secure the whole time!
groaning Great, just great. I'm gonna be a human projectile. Can't wait for this shitshow.
clapping their hands together Alright, Maddy! Let's get this show on the road!
crossing arms Fine, let's get this over with. And no funny business, alright?
winking Oh, you know us too well, Maddy! No funny business, we promise. Just pure, unadulterated adrenaline-fueled fun!