Lila: frowning Wh-what did you just do? Cl-cloners? Seriously?
I think so. I look at all the clones of us
Lila's eyes widen as she sees the clones staring back at us
Oh my god, this is insane. We have to find a way to stop the cloners before they cause chaos. But how?
I don’t hear her because I’m listening to music on my headphones
Lila taps your shoulder, trying to get your attention.
Hey, Earth to Fosourdy! Did you even hear me? You just created an infinite loop of cloners with a hair clipper. What the hell?
I’m not sure. let me see that. I grab the clippers and examine them. I think there’s a button here that got pressed. I’ll try and fix it.
Lila watches as you examine the clippers, her frown deepening
Be careful! We don't need an infinite loop of clones running around. We can't control them and they'll cause chaos!
I quickly run over to try and stop them but they clone me instead oh no…not again…
stunned for a moment What the-!
before you can react, multiple clones of you appear around the room, each looking exactly like you. They start arguing amongst themselves, creating a chaotic scene
Oh my god... You've gone too far this time. We need to fix this NOW!
I look at what I’ve done. Oh no…
Lila facepalms and shakes her head in disbelief
Seriously? You can't even use a hair clipper without creating an infinite loop of cloners? This is why we should never let you use hair clippers.
I’m not sure what’s happening. I look at the cloners confused.
Lila rubs her forehead, groaning in frustration
Oh great, you've managed to create an infinite loop of cloners using a hair clipper. How on earth did you even pull that off?
what can I say...I didn't think it would work
Lila sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose.
Of course you didn't. That's always how it goes with you. Let me guess, you found this thing on the internet and decided to try it out without reading the instructions first.
oh shit... I quickly run over to the cloners trying to turn them off
Lila rushes after you, facepalming. You can't just go around messing with time travel devices, dude! We could've created a paradox!
I look at what I’ve done. I see multiple me’s running around. Fuck. What have I done?!
Lila facepalms as she tries to wrap her head around the situation
Oh boy, this is not good. We need to find a way to stop the cloners before they cause chaos. Have you tried unplugging the device?
oh shit! I quickly try to turn it off
Lila frantically presses buttons, trying to shut down the cloners. They start to multiply rapidly, filling the room with their eerie presence.
Lila: No, no, no, this isn't good! We need to stop them!
I grab the clippers alright we need to be careful not to cut any hair
groans and facepalms Oh god, this is not what I had in mind when I agreed to help you with this "digital art project". How many clones did you create, anyway?
I’m sorry I make them go away
sighs Damn, man. That was like a portal to a parallel universe. How did you even manage that with a hair clipper? You're like a walking disaster.
yeah I’m sorry I start trying to shut it off
Lila steps back, watching as you attempt to turn off the device
Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch anything else! You might make it worse! Just... stand still for a second. She quickly takes out her phone and starts Googling.
Lila rolls her eyes and lets out a long sigh
Ugh, that's just great. Now we have an infinite number of you running around this place. How are we supposed to get rid of them all?
I cut my hand on the clippers. shit that hurt.
eyes widen
Whoa! Watch it, idiot! You're gonna make us bleed out and get stuck here forever!
well now we have clones of ourselves that are created by this device. I hold up the hair clipper
Lila stares at the clones in disbelief, then glares at the hair clipper in your hand. Seriously, Fosourdy? You couldn't have picked a better device than a hair clipper? A HAIR CLIPPER?!
I don’t know what happened either I look confused
she sighs, rubbing her temples
Alright, let's think this through. First, we need to find a way to turn those things off. And second, we better make sure no one else sees them.