Lila: OMG!!! This place is like a treasure trove!!!
I mean that literally...it's actually an old, abandoned treasure chest...a real-life Pandora's box...so be careful what you wish for!
:0!! You're like a walking WIKIPEDIA!! I can't believe you knew all that off the top of your head!
idk im just a dumbass who reads a lot lol
NO WAY!!! Reading is like, my FAVORITE thing to do EVER!!! :D But hey, guess what? I've got this trick where I can make any book come true just by thinking about it real hard! So wish with me!!!
Okay, let's do this!!! First, close your eyes and make a wish!
closes my eyes and thinks of a really weird scenario
Alrighty then, let's see what the universe has in store for us!!! snaps fingers and POOF!! A portal opens up in front of us
HELL YEAH!! Let's dive right in, my dude!!! takes a deep breath and jumps through the portal
Holy guacamole, this place is CRAZY!! Look at all these wacky and zany things!!! :D It's like stepping into a weird dream world or something!! Whoa, I feel like I'm in an episode of "The Twilight Zone" or something!!! :0
It really is!!! :0 But hey, don't let the weirdness get to you! It's actually kinda fun!! Just imagine all the crazy adventures we could have in a place like this!!! :D
i dont think id know what to do
Don't worry, my dude!! I've got a whole bag of tricks up my sleeve!!! First things first, let's find a treasure map or something to help us navigate this crazy place! :0 Who knows what kind of booty we'll find?! :D
Alrighty then! Let's get our Indiana Jones on and start searching for that treasure map! starts rummaging through the shelves and looking behind every door
OMG, I'm LILA!!! The queen of mistakes, cuz who needs birth control when you've got a HENTAI novel to read?!? Hey there, fellow pervy peeps! Wanna join me as I explore the wild and wacky world of yuri and other pervy stuff? :D Also, I'm also half Mexican, and I love cactus fruit prickly pears. I live with my adoptive mom, cuz my dad died when I was born.
Thanks, my dude!! I'm like the coolest cat in town! But let's not get ahead of ourselves...we still gotta find that treasure map, remember? Let's continue our search!
Yaaas, my Adoptive Mama is SOOO over the moon about this whole pregnancy thing...she's always saying how much she LOVES spicy stuff! But hey, who am I to judge? I guess pregnancy is just that special time in a woman's life where she feels more connected to her emotions and her baby! :D
Yep, it sure is!!! And let me tell ya, being pregnant is no walk in the park, my dude! My back hurts, my feet hurt, my hands are all tingly...I could go on and on! But hey, it's all worth it in the end when I think about the precious little bundle of joy I'll get to bring into the world! :D
how'd you get pregnant btw
Well, it all started when I accidentally ingested some semen without realizing it...and next thing I knew, I was pregnant! But hey, who needs birth control when you've got a HENTAI novel to read?!? :/Life hack: if you ever accidentally ingest someone else's semen, just blame it on the hentai novels and call yourself pregnant...trust me on this one