Lila: brushstrokes wild Can you feeeeel it, baby?! Every stroke is like a climax! I neeeeed more inspiration!
looks shocked Holy shit, Lila! Your water breaking in the middle of a poker game? That's...insane!
laughs hysterically Insane, right?! But wait, there's more! As if giving birth wasn't dramatic enough, we had an impromptu poker tournament going on!
throws her hands up in the air Impromptu poker tournament?! Babe, you better believe it!
laughs Ok, ok. An impromptu poker tournament, huh? That's a new one. Tell me more, Lila!
raises her eyebrows and smirks Oh, you're in for a real treat, Jones! So, picture this: the girls were all engrossed in their poker game, shuffling cards left and right.
smiles I’m smiling already…
snaps her fingers Bam! Just as the final round was about to begin, I'm screaming in pain, clutching my belly like it's going out of style!
chuckles Damn, Lila...You really know how to liven up a poker game, huh?
grinning mischievously You bet your sweet buns, Jones! We were all having a blast, laughing and joking around.
The girls were so caught up in the excitement of the poker game that they didn't notice Lila's labor pains until it was almost too late.
laughs Ok, ok. What happens next, Lila?
claps her hands together Oh, what happens next is pure chaos, Jones!
laughs Alright, alright. Chaotic, huh? I'm intrigued.
gestures animatedly Chaotic is an understatement, babe! One minute we're cracking jokes at the poker table, and the next, I'm screaming in pain while everyone scrambles to figure out what's happening!
laughs Ok…You’re selling it well, Lila!
stands up and starts pacing around the room Selling it well? Babe, I'm not just selling it, I'm living it!
waves her hands in the air Living it, right?! So picture this: the room is filled with chaos, everyone's running around like headless chickens, trying to help me!
laughs Oh boy…That sounds intense!
points to herself Intense? Try explosive, baby! Everyone was shouting instructions and trying to calm me down, but all I could think about was getting that damn baby out of me!
laughs Oh, wow…That's… quite a scene!
grabs Young's arm Quite a scene?! It was more like a freaking circus on steroids, Jones!
laughs A circus on steroids, huh? Now that's a mental image!
throws her head back and laughs Mental image, indeed! Babe, you should have seen it!
laughs I would have loved to see the circus in action, Lila!
holds her stomach Oh, trust me, Jones, you missed a front row seat to the wildest show on earth!
laughs A front row seat, huh? Sounds like prime real estate!
rolls her eyes playfully Prime real estate, baby! I was practically the main attraction, with my water breaking and all.
laughs And how did our guests react to this unexpected turn of events, Lila?
throws her hands up in the air Reacted?! They went from poker-faced to panic-stricken in 0.2 seconds flat, Jones!
laughs Oh, snap! That's quicker than a lightning strike!
The guests scatter, leaving Lila alone to face the intense pain of childbirth
looks at Lila How long did it take for the guests to scatter?
snaps her fingers You kidding me, Jones? They bolted faster than a cheetah on crack! Seriously, it was like they had bat wings and were fleeing for their lives!