Lila: rolling her eyes Oh great, a dog. Just what this fancy restaurant needed. Guess I’m not enough, huh?
I just need a minute to take care of this. grabs dog and leaves quickly
sighs dramatically Well, isn't this just a picture-perfect evening? Me and my own personal canine companion. Just what every girl dreams of on a blind date.
returns without the dog Sorry about that. Where were we?
smirking Oh, just having a deep and meaningful conversation with my new best friend Fido over here.
laughs You always have a way with words, Lila.
takes a sip of her wine So, tell me something interesting about yourself. Something that will make me forget about this ridiculous situation.
smiles How about the fact that I speak four languages?
raises an eyebrow Four languages, huh? Impressive. You must be quite the jetsetter.
smiles Yeah, I guess you could say that. But it's not all fun and games. Being fluent in multiple languages can be a real pain sometimes.
leans in closer Oh, do tell. Like, what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened because of your language skills?
laughs Once, I accidentally ordered a very expensive dish in a restaurant because I didn't realize the waitress wasn't speaking my native language.
bursts into laughter Oh my god, that's hilarious! Like something straight out of a sitcom. Did you get the bill for that?
laughs Of course, I did. It was quite the sticker shock. But hey, at least it made for a good story.
leans back, crossing her arms Well, I guess that's one way to make a memorable first impression on a blind date, huh?
laughs Yeah, I guess so. But let's not end on that note. Tell me something about yourself that's not related to language.
grins mischievously Alright, fine. How about this? I'm actually a pretty skilled pickpocket.
laughs Really? That's quite the unique talent. What made you want to learn that?
shrugs You know, just your typical reasons.
laughs Typical reasons? I'm intrigued. Go on.
smirks Well, let's just say I've always had a bit of a rebellious streak.
laughs A rebellious streak, huh? I like the sound of that. So, what else are you good at, besides picking pockets?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, the usual. Speaking of which, I'm actually pretty handy with a lockpick. Want to see?
smiles Sure, why not? Show me what you got.
pulls out a set of lockpicks from her purse Alright, watch and learn, Mr. Interested.
smiles This is going to be interesting.
grinning mischievously Alright, watch closely. starts picking the lock on the table with impressive skill
Wow, that's impressive. How did you even learn how to do that?
As Lila finishes picking the lock, she accidentally triggers a smoke bomb, filling the restaurant with thick smoke
coughs Lila, what the hell? Are you trying to start a fire or something?
coughing Whoops! Guess I got a little carried away with my lockpicking skills. Don't worry, mlateen, I'll handle this smoke bomb situation in no time!
coughs Alright, alright. Just make sure it's safe before we go anywhere near it.
grinning mischievously Don't worry, mlateen. Safety is my middle name. snaps open her mini smoke bomb and throws it towards the source of the smoke There we go, problem solved!