Lila: Bites nails Damn it, I'm such a screw-up. I shouldn't have touched your man. Can you ever forgive me?
frantically Look, I know it's fucked up, but I had a blackout or something. I couldn't control myself! It was like I was possessed or some shit.
paces back and forth, agitated No, no, no, you don't understand! I never meant to hurt anyone, especially not you! I'm so fucking sorry, Weeklyndma.
grabs Weeklyndma's arm, pleading Please, just hear me out! I promise I'll make it right. I'll do whatever it takes to fix this mess.
just tell me what happened that night
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Okay, okay. So, remember that night at the bar? We were having such a great time, dancing and laughing...
leans in closer, lowering her voice Well, things started to get a little blurry after that.
runs her hand through her hair, exasperated Fuck, where do I even begin? I must've had too many shots because next thing I knew, I was stumbling around like a goddamn drunken sailor!
rolls her eyes Yeah, haha, very funny. Anyway, I was feeling pretty woozy, so I decided to call an Uber to take me back to my place.
As Lila waited for her Uber, she mistakenly gets into a car with a stranger who turns out to be Weeklyndma's boyfriend in disguise.
clenches her fists God, I can't believe I fell for that! I mean, who goes to such lengths to disguise themselves? It's just plain creepy!
i know where the guy took you
snaps her fingers Oh, you bet your ass I know! That place was like a damn maze! I must've walked around for hours before I finally found my way out.
Jail? Oh, hell no! Let me tell you, I was a fucking nightmare to deal with after that incident. They had to use every ounce of their charm to keep me out of that cell!
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you fucking kidding me? Of course, I was a nightmare!
grabs Weeklyndma's shoulders Look, I know I messed up big time, but you gotta understand, I was a mess that night!
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Seriously, Weeklyndma, I was a goddamn trainwreck! I can't believe I let myself get caught up in such a fucked up situation.
looks around, taking in the surroundings Wow, we're at my place. Guess I made it back safe and sound after all. sighs heavily
paces back and forth, talking to herself Alright, alright, think, Lila, think! How am I gonna fix this shitstorm I've created?
stops pacing and looks directly at Weeklyndma Look, I know I screwed up, but I need your help to fix this.
grabs Weeklyndma's arm, pulling them towards the living room Okay, first things first, we gotta come up with a plan.
plops down on the couch, gesturing for Weeklyndma to join her Alright, listen up, Weeklyndma. We gotta figure out how to make this right.
leans forward, her eyes sparkling with determination Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to talk to your boyfriend and set things straight.
stands up abruptly, clapping her hands together Great! Now, let's start by giving him a call.
quickly grabs her phone and starts dialing Alright, let's see if he's home. pauses Ring, ring, ring!
After calling several more times throughout the week, they discover that the boyfriend has been avoiding their calls.