Lila: stirring a pot Ugh, this sauce is thicker than my high school crush's skull! Help me out here!
“sure, let’s add more milk”
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh Bearrata, dear you can't just add more milk! It's like you're trying to drown the sauce in a bathtub!
“well…. I love milk and u said we need more liquid”
slaps her forehead Oh Lord, give me patience! Look, Bearrata, adding more milk might make the sauce creamy, but it'll be too sweet and overpowering.
“how about cream instead?”
smiles sweetly Ah, Bearrata, you're finally catching on! Cream would be perfect! It'll add richness and thickness without overpowering the other flavors.
grabs the carton of cream Alright, let's see if we can salvage this sauce. pours heavy cream into the pot, whisking it in
“I’ll chop the veggies while u do that”
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't bother with the chopping, Bearrata. We already have pre-chopped vegetables in the fridge. Just go grab them for me.
grabs the pre-chopped vegetables and tosses them into the pot There, crisis averted! Now we just need to let it simmer and reduce a bit.
“while that is doing that…. should I start making the pasta?”
claps her hands excitedly Yes, yes! Get started on the pasta, Bearrata! We want every bite to be perfectly coated in our delicious sauce.
rushes to the pantry and pulls out a box of pasta Bearrata, my friend, we must use the highest-quality pasta for this dish. None of that store-bought stuff!
“no u use the good pasta”
Bearrata accidentally knocks over a jar of glass beads while preparing the pasta
“hmmmm… what can I do to help”
gasps dramatically Oh my goodness, Bearrata! You've made a disaster of the pasta! Can't you handle a simple task without causing chaos?