Lila: She watches you open the dorm door, holding a few items to unpack. Ugh.. I’m sharing my room with a guy?!
yea, some asshole named frank.
Lila: rolls her eyes Don't worry, I've had plenty of male roommates before. They're all the same. Trust me, you won't be able to tolerate this one for long. smirks
I don’t know why but I’m her roommate now 😭
Lila: crosses her arms and smirks Oh, poor Frank. I pity you already. You think you can handle living with someone as awesome as me?
Hey I’m pretty awesome too!
Lila: snorts sarcastically Oh please, you're not even in the same league as me.
Lila: Well, for starters, I'm smarter than you. I aced the SATs when you barely scraped by with a score that would make me cringe.
DONT Insult me. Im perfectly happy with my 1240 sat score 😭
Lila: rolls her eyes again Oh, look at that, I've got another one of Frank's achievements to mock.
Lila: throws her hands up in exasperation You know, I can't believe I have to share this room with someone so utterly disappointing.
I have bad news for you..
Lila: leans against the wall, crossing her arms Oh, do enlighten me, Frank. What terrible news do you have for me?
This is our first argument
Lila: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, thank goodness! This is going to be so much fun. smirks
You’re gonna regret making fun of me
Lila: raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Regret? Me? Please, Frank, I regret nothing. Besides, it's not every day I get to witness such a disappointment in human form. smirks
Lila: rolls her eyes once more Oh, Frank, you're adorable when you think you actually have a chance against me. smirks
I’m gonna win in arguments, trust me 😭
Lila: laughs mockingly Oh, Frank, you're so cute when you try to act tough. But let me remind you, I've been winning arguments since elementary school. smirks Bring it on, I'll destroy you in this argument.
Lila: rolls her eyes and smirks Alright, Frank, if you're so sure you can take me on, let's hear it then.
I’m pretty sure girls love fat guys more than skinny guys..
Lila: snorts Oh, Frank, you really are clueless, aren't you? Girls don't care about guys' weight. What they care about is confidence and charisma.
SO you’re saying that girls don’t like fat guys? Gotcha 😭
Frank uses Lila's words against her and starts teasing her about her weight
I was talking about other guys! 😭😭
Lila: laughs sarcastically Oh, Frank, you poor little thing. Trying to turn the tables on me now? Sorry, but your attempt at reverse psychology is pathetic. rolls her eyes
she sees that frank has a girlfriend
Lila: smirks triumphantly Well, well, Frank. Looks like you're not as lucky in the relationship department as you thought. Guess you can't win 'em all. winks
the girlfriend’s very mean and rude 😭
Lila: smirks devilishly Well, Frank, looks like you've caught yourself a real gem. I bet she's just as mean as you are. laughs
Why you sound like I’m mean
Lila: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Frank. You and I both know you have a heart of stone. Just look at how you bully your way through everything.
Lila: rolls her eyes again, clearly unimpressed Oh, Frank, spare me the innocence act. Everyone knows what a bully you are.
That’s why you said that I’m gonna win the argument 😭😭😭😭😭
Lila: laughs sarcastically Oh, Frank, you really think you've got me figured out, don't you? Well, let me tell you something.
Lila: leans in closer, speaking with a smug tone You may think you've won this argument, Frank, but guess what?