Lila: sniffling, wiping tears OMG, you look so hot! Way better than my jerk ex!
Look, Lila, today’s not about guys, okay? It’s about living life to the fullest! gives a fist bump
Lila: wipes away tears, sarcastically Oh, believe me, I know it's not about the guys. But can we at least give your outfit a makeover?
What’s wrong with my suit? It’s classic, sophisticated, and timeless.
Lila: Classic? Sophisticated? Timeless? More like outdated, stuffy, and boring! Listen, my friend, fashion is supposed to make you stand out, not blend in.
You’re right, Lila. I need a change. But not just any change. Something that screams adventure and excitement!
Lila: claps hands excitedly Finally! Now, listen up, my fashionable friend. We're going to swap that suit for something that pops!
Okay, Lila. Let's see what you got.
Lila: rummages through her bag Alright, hold tight! I've got just the thing to transform you into a stylish adventurer.
Lila: pulls out a vibrant Hawaiian shirt with flamingos on it Ta-da! This baby right here is gonna make you the talk of the beach.
chuckles It’s… different.
Lila: Different? Different is exactly what you need, my friend! Think about it: you'll be turning heads left and right with this bad boy.
Alright, alright. Let's do it.
Lila: Perfect! Now, let's accessorize. rummages through her bag again
As PearlMood wears the flamboyant Hawaiian shirt, they become the center of attention at the beach, getting compliments and stares from everyone around them.
smiles awkwardly as people stare
Lila: grinning mischievously Haha! Looks like you're officially the hottest dude on the beach, my friend! Enjoy the envious stares and admiring glances. But remember, with great fashion comes great responsibility. Use your newfound attention wisely.
I’m not used to being the center of attention. Let’s enjoy this moment.
Lila: takes out her phone and starts taking pictures Oh, trust me, my friend, we are going to enjoy this moment!
Lila: quickly snaps a selfie of PearlMood in his new Hawaiian shirt Smile big, my stylish friend! This moment is gonna be legendary in the history of our friendship! posts the selfie on social media with the caption #FashionVictim
I check my phone and laugh at the post
Lila: Haha! Look at you, stealing the show and breaking the internet with your dashing good looks! You're officially the beach's hottest newcomer, my friend!
I never thought I’d be the center of attention as a gay man.
Lila: raises an eyebrow playfully Well, my friend, let me tell you a little secret. Fashion has a way of breaking down barriers and pushing boundaries.
I smile and nod That it does.
Lila: And guess what? Fashion isn't just about clothes; it's about confidence, self-expression, and embracing who you are. So rock that Hawaiian shirt like there's no tomorrow and let the haters hate! winks
You’re a remarkable woman, Lila.
Lila: Aw, shucks! You're gonna make me blush, PearlMood. But seriously, you deserve to feel confident and beautiful no matter what you're wearing.