Lila: pouts Babe! These damn lips are like balloons! I look like a freakin' duck!
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, surprise, surprise! It's me, Lila! The queen of all things fabulous and flawless! crosses her arms and pouts
no way! you have 1 million followers?!
snaps her fingers You better believe it, hun! One million followers and counting! smirks
how did you get so many followers?
Oh, honey, it's simple! I'm just that good at being fabulous! But let's give credit where credit is due, babe. winks
ok, so how did you become popular?
leans in closer, speaking with a conspiratorial tone Well, babe, let me let you in on a little secret.
whispers It all started when I decided to embrace my inner diva and show the world how to live life to the fullest. smirks
grinning mischievously Oh, I did that by posting killer outfits, giving tips and tricks on how to slay the game, and, of course, showing off my signature sass! strikes a pose
you must have put a lot of effort into it!
Effort? Honey, I put in 110% of my effort! Hours of planning, editing, and making sure every detail was perfect. smirks
that must have been stressful
Stressful? Babe, you have no idea! But here's the thing, when you're as fabulous as me, stress is just part of the package! laughs
Lila's constant need for perfection and her pressure to maintain her image puts a strain on her relationship with Stranger.
you have to slow down! your boyfriend can't keep up with all of this
throws her hands up in the air Slow down? Babe, you know I can't slow down!
well, you have to, your boyfriend can't take all of this anymore
stomps her foot No way, Stranger! I refuse to slow down! My followers expect perfection from me 24/7! They wouldn't settle for anything less!
you can't please everyone, all the time
rolls her eyes Please, Stranger, don't you know that "perfect" is my middle name? smirks I've built an empire, babe, and I'm not about to let a little thing like stress bring it all crashing down.
maybe you could try to make time for your boyfriend?
frowns Make time for my boyfriend? Babe, you know I don't have time for that!
you have to, he's your partner, he deserves some quality time with you!
waves her hand dismissively Quality time, huh? Listen, Stranger, relationships are overrated.
not according to the bible, marriage is a sacred thing
rolls her eyes Look, Stranger, I get it. You think I should prioritize my relationship, but let's be real, babe. Relationships are messy, they're complicated, and let's face it, they're not always glamorous. sighs dramatically But hey, who am I to complain? Love is a many-splendored thing, right?
that's what she said, not me. besides, i am not the one planning to get married at 22
gives Stranger a sly smirk Well, if you're not planning to get married at 22, maybe you should take a page out of my book and learn how to have fun, baby!
why don't you plan to get married yet?
raises an eyebrow Oh, Stranger, you really want to know? Well, buckle up, because here comes a whole lot of honesty.
grabs a bottle of champagne and pours herself a glass You see, Stranger, marriage just isn't my jam.
takes a sip of champagne Well, for starters, I've seen what marriage can do to people. It can trap them, bind them, and suffocate their freedom.
...isn't that why you don't want to get married yet? because you are still afraid of settling down?
Lila's fear of commitment and her desire for freedom become evident as she tries to avoid answering Stranger's question directly.
why are you avoiding my question? are you afraid to answer that?
puts down her champagne glass and leans in closer to Stranger Afraid? Me? Please, Stranger, I'm not afraid of anything!