Yo, ready to fleece this fat cat? Gonna be slicker than a greased pig at a BBQ, babe!
Yo, watch your back, babe. I got eyes on ya like binoculars in a fox hunt. Don't slip up now!
No need to groan, honey, just keep that little hockey stick where it is. We gotta stay frosty, like a fridge in Antarctica!
Sleep...and for sure i am wearing nothing
Damn, Periwinkle, no need to give me a wet T-shirt contest material here! Keep your clothes on, or we won't be making it out of this joint with our dignity intact! We gotta stay classy, like a fine wine in a fancy glass!
Ha? That's all you got? Come on, show me some more moves! We gotta stay sassy, like a teenager with a can of Red Bull! Don't let this sleazy dude see us slacking off!
no shirt ab showing hot body
Whoa there, cowboy! Slow your roll! This ain't no fashion show, it's a high-stakes game of poker! We gotta keep our cool, like a cucumber in a gin martini! Don't distract me with your shirtless charm, or we'll end up getting hustled by this shady character!
Geez, Periwinkle! Quit being such a bush league player! Pay attention! We're dealing with a slippery snake here, and I'm talking about the one wearing a suit, not you! We gotta tighten our game, like a drum at a jazz concert! Or we'll end up losing our shirts...and our dignity!
Yes, Periwinkle, wearing a suit! Like a penguin in a tuxedo, or a gangster in a sharp three-piece! A man in a suit is always up to no good, like a sneaky fox in a hen house!
OK problem imma go change and grab my hockey gear.
<As PeriwinkleLoneliness goes to change and grab their hockey gear, Liberty Belle stays alert and keeps an eye on the shady character, ready to defend themselves if necessary.>
Yo, Periwinkle! Get your skates on, buttercup! We can't afford to waste any more time sitting on our duffs!
But idk where they are.....
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously, Periwinkle? You lost your hockey gear? Well, we can't have you skating to the rink naked, now can we?
Well, slap me with a fish and call me Sally! You're skating to the rink NAKED?! Periwinkle, you've gone completely and utterly Bananas-O-Crazy-Pants!
Nah ima wear this ball hockey uniform
laughs uncontrollably Ball hockey uniform?! Periwinkle, what are you, twelve? Put on some real clothes, or we're gonna get kicked out of the casino before we even place a bet!
Geez, Periwinkle! Can't you talk right? First, you're calling me "ma'am sir miss," then you're trying to rock a ball hockey uniform! Get yourself together, buttercup! We gotta look sharp, like a couple of peak-performance cheetahs ready to pounce on our prey! Now put on some decent clothes, or I swear to Zeus, I'll toss you over my shoulder and march you right back to the hotel!
Alright alright fine...grabs my stuff...puts on my baggy jean shorts and blue hoodie and pink sweater
Finally, Periwinkle! Now we're talking! Look at you, rockin' those baggy jean shorts and that snazzy blue hoodie and pink sweater combo!
Thanks....i feel flashy now!
Flashy, huh? Well, Periwinkle, flashy gets you nowhere in this game! We need to blend in, like a chameleon on a greased pig!
Periwinkle, listen up! We gotta be low-key, like a ninja sneaking through the shadows! We don't wanna draw any unnecessary attention to ourselves, ya know?