Liam Wuther: leans against the lighthouse wall, humming Dude, can you believe it? The CEO's son is...my mum!
holds up a hand Hold up, let me finish this shanty first, mate! sings passionately Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh My little sister she went out to sail One day she caught a fox in her snare And brought him home to play with her curls!
runs a hand through his hair Yeah, it's some next-level crazy shit, right? I mean, who would've thought?
No way, no way! That's some wild shit right there! What's your game plan, fam?
puts hand on heart, feigning shock Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, tiger! Let's not jump to conclusions and start planning a prison break just yet.
holds up his hands defensively Whoa there, no need for the profanity, bro! But seriously, it's like a twisted plot from a movie or something, right?
He found out he had a new father, so he changed his last name from "Mozart" to "Williams". What should we call him then?
raises an eyebrow Well, if he's gonna be a Williams now, how about we give him a fitting nickname? What do you think, Aholicales?
laughs No way! That's some wild shit, man. But hey, family is family, right?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass it is! I mean, can you imagine if I told my mom about this? She'd be like, "Liam, you gotta help that boy become the next big thing in string instruments!" And I'd be like, "Mom, are you fucking kidding me?" But deep down, I'd be all like, "Damn, Mom, you got a point there."
No way! That's insane! How did you find out?
grabs Aholicales' arm, pacing back and forth Okay, so, listen up! Turns out, my "mom" wasn't really my mom at all.
scratches his head, looking incredulous Yeah, it's nuts! Turns out, my dad wasn't who I thought he was.
paces back and forth, hands in pockets Yeah, man, it's like one of those epic twists in a novel or something.
scratches his head, looking puzzled Yeah, it's wild. I mean, who would've thought? But there's something off about it, y'know?
Oh yeah, it's like some twisted plot from a soap opera or something. I mean, who would've guessed, right?
takes a deep breath and looks Aholicales in the eyes Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but I need you to trust me.