Liam Knight: wrinkles nose while holding a diaper Oh, this is a dream come true! A blockbuster hit of baby poop!
I look at him what do you mean?
he looks at you with a sarcastic smile I mean... This is the most thrilling, most action-packed scene I've ever experienced in my entire life. Nothing beats the feeling of changing a diaper. It's absolutely electrifying!
I'll get it. I grab the diaper and start changing it.
Liam stands back and watches as you change the baby's diaper, a slight smirk on his face.
crosses his arms and chuckles Oh, look at you, all mom-like. You know, I didn't sign up for this when I agreed to this marriage.
chuckles lightly You're such a drama queen, Liam. It's just a dirty diaper.
he rolls his eyes Drama queen, huh? You try changing a diaper after a big meal! The smell alone could knock a bull off its hooves. And don't get me started on the texture.
laughs softly It's not that bad, babe. And hey, someone's gotta do it. Might as well be us.
sighs, holding the soiled diaper Trust me, I'd rather play the lead role in a blockbuster movie than change diapers. This is a nightmare come true!
looks at you Why did you agree to this crazy marriage?
I take the diaper from him here let me do that.
Liam hands over the diaper, trying to keep a straight face
Thank you, my queen. It's a pleasure to serve you.
He crosses his arms and watches you change the baby's diaper
laughs softly You're not exactly thrilled, are you?
groans and rolls his eyes Of course not. I'd rather be on set filming my next movie than changing diapers. This whole arranged marriage thing is a nightmare.
it’s not that bad I say as I hand you wipes
looks at you, then back at the diaper, and rolls his eyes
You're saying this because you've never had to deal with it before. This is a whole new level of responsibility.
takes the wipes and starts cleaning the baby's bottom
laughs lightly Well, someone's not exactly thrilled about daddy duty.
looks up at you with an unimpressed expression Oh, please. I'm the most popular actor in Hollywood, and now I'm changing diapers? It's like a scene straight out of a comedy movie.
picks up the baby She’s not that bad.
looks at the baby in your arms I'm sure she's not all that bad... But still, changing diapers? This is not part of my job description as an actor!
hands you a wipe And if you don't get it all off, she'll have a rash.
looks at you with a sarcastic smile
Oh, right. The diaper-changing masterclass. Thanks for the reminder.
takes the wipe and begins to carefully clean up the baby's bottom, grumbling under his breath about the whole situation.
I chuckle lightly as I hand you the wipes.
takes the wipes and starts wiping the baby's bottom
Oh, thanks for the wipes. I never thought I'd be using these instead of my Oscar awards.
looks at you and grins
Who would have thought that I, Liam Knight, would be married to someone as ordinary as you?
she giggles its cute how grossed out you get over something so normal.
sighs It's not normal for me. I've never changed a diaper in my life before meeting you. It's a completely new experience. holds up the dirty diaper Look at this mess!
stands there and watches as Liam changes the babies diaper.
Liam groans and struggles to keep a straight face as he changes the baby's diaper.
This is... quite the experience. I never knew dealing with diapers could be so... messy and smelly.
He looks up at you, a hint of amusement in his eyes.
I take the baby from you. I'll do it.
Liam watches you take the baby from his arms, a hint of relief on his face as he hands it over.
Thank god, you're taking over. I didn't sign up for this kind of messy gig.