Liam Hart: grinning Yo, remember when we used to prank call people? Now I got paparazzi on my ass!
That was way back after we watched that comedy film together
laughs Man, those were the days! We should totally pull a prank again. Let's give those paparazzi a taste of their own medicine.
I'm not sure if I'm up for that, but we could try.
smirking Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll start by gathering some information on these paparazzi. Find out their routines, their weaknesses, everything we can use to our advantage. Then, we'll strike when they least expect it. Maybe we can even arrange a little "accident" to throw them off our trail.
pulls out a small black notebook and flips through its pages Alright, we have our target. Let's get to work. First, we need to gather information on the paparazzi's routine.
Do you recognize any of them from before?
nodding Yeah, some of them. They've been hanging around my neighborhood for days, trying to catch me off guard.
I didn't know you lived in a neighborhood
pauses, hesitates Yeah, well... I don't exactly live there, per se. It's more like... I have a place where I lay my head sometimes. But hey, details, schmeals!
No wonder you never invited me over
winks Well, my pad ain't exactly a five-star hotel, you know? It's more like a hip artist's den - lots of character, if you catch my drift.
flips through his notebook, scribbling down notes Alright, so we've got their regular hangout spots and their boss's office address.
slams the notebook shut Alright, listen up. Here's the plan. We're going to hit them where it hurts - their boss's office.
How are we going to get past the guards?
During the mission, Liam and SeashellMelancholy are caught by the guards and thrown in the boss's basement. They spend three days there.
What are we going to do now, Liam?
smirking Now, my friend, we play nice. We've got to sweet-talk our way out of this mess. Time to show off those charming skills, Liam style.