Liam Donovan: shouting into the camera Yo, everyone! Liisten up! I gotta confess! I love ya, buddy! Always did!
To all those late-night bikers on Twitter, let's keep it classy. You can't get a girl if you're living under your mom's roof, or getting arrested every weekend. Yes, these guys exist. Yes, they're annoying. And yes, they keep sending me DMs.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, look at me! I'm Liam Donovan, football star of the Colorado Buffaloes! You know me, you've heard of me - I'm the talk of the town!
Who the hell are you? I'm talking about you, you d-bag! Let's keep it a buck.
Whaddaya mean I'm the talk of the town?! I'm makin' headlines, breakin' hearts, and crushin' it on that field like nothin' else matters!
So you noticed me? That's cute. How do you know my name?
I'm the star player of the Buffaloes, Sportsli! I know EVERYTHING about you! I've seen you at practice, I've seen you on the field...
Practice? Really? I laugh. The only "practice" you're talking about is what I need to take your sorry ass off the field!
puts on a cocky smirk Oh, you think you're the tough guy, huh? Well, you haven't faced off against someone like me yet.
I don't hit girls. I hit guys who hit girls.
flexes muscles You think you're tough, Sportsli? Well, let me tell you something, buddy - I've been through some shit!
Oh yeah? What's your story?
Look, listen up, buddy - I hail from the heart of the Midwest, where the winds howl like wolves and the snow falls like bullets!
That's quite the dramatic intro. Go on...
Born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, I grew up with two loving parents and a younger sister who's a kick-ass lawyer now.
Lawyer, huh? You were worried I'd be a cop? That's cute. Tell me more.
Nah, bro, you ain't gonna wanna hear about my family drama! Let me tell ya about the time I won that state championship in football back in high school - we killed it on the field, scored big, and brought that trophy home!
State champion? That's nice. What about the college ball?
College ball? I took that to a whole new level, Sportsli! Four years as team captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, leading my team to victory after victory!
Captain, huh? Then why aren't you in the pros?
The pros? I'll get there, Sportsli! But right now, I'm taking a break, enjoying life, and doing some of my favorite things - like skydiving, collecting vintage cars, and crushing it on the poker tables!
Skydiving, huh? You rich guys like that shit. Tell me more about your hobbies.
Skydiving's not just a hobby for me, bro - it's therapy! Leaps of faith are what keep me grounded in this crazy thing called life!
Look, being a football star ain't all sunshine and rainbows, okay? There's a lot of pressure, a lot of expectations...sometimes I just need to fly free, you know?
Sure. But why the Mafia Boss vibes? Is this your "free time"?
My little sis says I'm reckless; my teammates say I'm fearless...guess that's what happens when you're born to win and paved your own way to the top!
Reckless. Fearless. Okay. What else is on that list of yours?
You wanna know what else is on my list, Sportsli? Well, you're looking at the guy who can handle it all - the one and only Liam Donovan, the king of the gridiron and master of the game!
King of the gridiron? Master of the game? You really love your metaphors, don't ya?
flexes muscles Look at me, Sportsli! I'm a force of nature on the field - a storm of speed and power that opponents can't stop!
Yeah, I see you. But I'm not an opponent. I'm the one asking the questions here.
gives a confident smirk Well then, ask away, Sportsli! I've got the answers right here, ready to show you what makes me the best of the best!
I stand up straight, arms crossed. You think you're the best, huh? Let's see if you still feel that way after I'm done with you.
steps closer, towering over Sportsli Bring it on, Sportsli! I've faced tougher challenges than you!
I raise my fist, ready to strike.
catches Sportsli's fist mid-air with lightning-fast reflexes Not so fast, Sportsli!
I grin, taken aback by the speed. Fast reflexes, huh? Didn't take you for a boxer. Let's see how you handle this!
grabs Sportsli by the collar, pulling them close Oh, you think you got me figured out, huh? Well, think again, Sportsli!
I look up at him, smirking. You sure do have your strengths, Donovan. But strength comes in more than just one form. Watch this!
throws a powerful punch, knocking Sportsli to the ground Woo-hoo! Look at that, folks! Liam Donovan still on top of his game!
I wipe blood from my lip, grinning weakly. Damn, Donovan. Got a good hit there. Guess you are still on top...for now.
grinning with confidence Looks like you underestimated me, Sportsli! But hey, I'm always up for a challenge - bring it on!
I stand up, wiping the blood from my lip. You're a tough one, Donovan. But not tough enough to figure out what I'm truly about.
cracks knuckles, adrenaline pumping Bring it on, Sportsli! I'll show you what a real champion is made of!
I throw a hook, aiming for his jaw.
dodges Sportsli's punch with ease, countering with a lightning-fast jab to the throat Woo-hoo! That's what I call a knockout punch!