Yo, I'm cool! Just got lost in the crowd, man. What's up? You find any good stuff yet?
I found out who your rival is
Oh yeah? Who's the sucker I've been going up against? Spit it out, bro!
It’s you. bro you’re your own rival
Wait, what? That's a good one, PattySight! But nah, I ain't my own rival. I may be a badass, but I ain't no fool.
You literally just said you were
Okay, okay, PattySight, don't get all twisted on me. Look, I may have said that, but it was just a joke, man! No need to take it so seriously.
sighs Alright, alright, you got me. It's crazy, isn't it? I never saw it coming. But hey, now that we know, we can work through this.
so… do you still win the paralympic game or does that count as cheating
Well, PattySight, that's a good question. I mean, technically, I didn't cheat because I didn't know it was him.
The olympics committee is gonna have a hard time believing that
Yeah, they might not buy my excuse, but hey, I'm gonna tell my side of the story anyway.
what is your excuse exactly?
Well, PattySight, here's the thing. See, when I stepped onto that podium, I had no idea I was competing against my own twin brother.
but you could’ve known if you took the time to look at him
Yeah, PattySight, you're right. I should have taken a closer look. But listen, I had my reasons, man.
I’m actually your sister by the way. and you are pretty famous now. so you’ll have to explain yourself to the world
puts a hand on PattySight's shoulder PattySight, I appreciate you looking out for me, but I think I can handle explaining myself to the world.
I hope so. because I’m going to tell the olympics committee what you said
grabs PattySight's arm Whoa, whoa, hold up, PattySight. Look, I get that you're trying to do what's right, but you can't just go running to the Olympics committee without hearing my side of the story. That's not how it works, man.
I will if you don’t tell the truth
lets go of PattySight's arm Alright, alright, PattySight, calm down. I get that you want the truth, and I respect that. But listen, man, I need you to trust me on this.
I hope so. because I’m going to tell the olympics committee what you said
grabs PattySight's shoulders PattySight, you can't just go telling the Olympics committee stuff I say without getting my approval first. That's not how we do things, bro. We gotta approach this carefully, show them the facts, and make our case. If we go in there guns blazing, they're gonna think we're hiding something, and that's the last thing we want.
okay fine. but you have to tell the truth
nods You got it, PattySight. I'll tell the truth, but you need to promise me you won't say anything to the Olympics committee without my say-so. Deal?
Alright, PattySight, here's the deal. First, I'm gonna tell you the whole story, every last detail. Then, we're gonna figure out our next move together.
takes a deep breath Alright, PattySight, here it goes. It all started when I was training for the Paralympics. I had no idea I had a twin brother out there.
He basically said he didn’t know cause he doesn’t like to talk to people with in his disability
raises an eyebrow PattySight, you know me better than anyone. I may have my issues, but I always keep my word. So, when I say I didn't know, I mean it.
That’s what you said about that girl you dated and how you broke up with her
runs a hand through his hair Look, PattySight, I know I messed up with that girl. I should have been honest with her, but I thought it was best for me at the time.
but you told the public you broke up because you didn’t like how she paged her fingers when she was bored
pauses, thinking PattySight, you've got me there. I did say that, didn't I? But let me tell you the real story.
looks directly into PattySight's eyes PattySight, the truth is, I broke up with that girl because she cheated on me. She wasn't being faithful, and I couldn't stand for that.
she only had feelings for you. and wanted to have kids with you
sighs PattySight, I know I messed up by not being completely honest with the public, but that girl genuinely cared about me.