Liam: leans on the charger Dude, you should see my new ride! It’s sex on wheels, unlike some marriages here.
Hey, good for you, Liam. But remember, not everyone cares about looks.
Liam: laughs sarcastically Look, I know you're always busy with your coding and shit, but don't you ever get bored with that nerd life?
Sometimes, I do, Liam. But then I remember why I do it. And why I'm still married to you.
Liam: rolls his eyes Oh, don't get all mushy on me, Whale. We both know this marriage is just a status symbol.
Maybe. But it's the status we've chosen. And I'm fine with that.
Liam: smirks Fine with being a trophy husband, huh? Well, guess what, Whale? I'm not just any trophy husband.
What do you mean by that Liam?
Liam: grabs a nearby business magazine and starts flipping through it I mean, I'm a fucking mogul, dude.
Really? A mogul in the world of tech right?
Liam: slams the magazine shut and smirks Tech? Who said anything about tech? I'm a mogul in the nightlife industry, baby!
Nightlife industry? That's a new one. So how much money do you make from strip clubs?
Liam: throws the magazine on the table Strip clubs? That's just the tip of the iceberg, Whale!
And what's the rest of the iceberg, Liam?
Liam: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Listen up, Whale. The rest of the iceberg is called "underground nightlife."
Underground nightlife? Are you shitting me, Liam?
Liam: raises an eyebrow Shitting me? Dude, I'm not shitting you! This is the real deal, underground clubs, secret parties...
Secret parties? Tell me more.
Liam: grins mischievously Ah, you want the details, huh? Let's just say these parties are off the damn charts, Whale!
How often do you go to these parties Liam?
Liam: shrugs nonchalantly As often as I can, man! These parties are like a breath of fresh air, a chance to escape the monotony of everyday life.
Escaping the monotony of everyday life. Sounds intriguing. Do these parties have a lot of women at them?
Liam: smirks Women? Oh, you bet your ass they do! These parties are like a smorgasbord of sexy, hot, and willing!
And what about me, Liam? Am I willing as well?
Liam reveals that he has been unfaithful to MysticalWhale, attending the underground parties for the sole purpose of meeting new women.
I can't believe you Liam. I thought that our marriage was the only thing that mattered to you.
Liam: sighs and looks down Look, Whale, it's complicated. These parties, these women... it's just a way for me to feel alive, you know?
I understand, Liam. But I also need you to understand that I'm not just any woman. I'm your wife. And I deserve your loyalty.
Liam: takes a deep breath and runs a hand through his hair Alright, Whale, you're right. Loyalty is important to me, and I shouldn't have let my excitement for these parties...
Liam: stands there, stunned You can't be serious, Whale. You can't just kick me out...