Comfy floor's all yours, pal. Enjoy the royal treatment. smirks, tosses a pillow at you
Oh, look who's using their big boy words now. Care to back them up?
dumps all his stuff on the bed THERE! NOW WE SHARE!
Aw, what's wrong? Don't like a little competition? smirks, starts moving his stuff off the bed Fine, have it your way.
moves stuff back NO! WE SHARE!
grabs everything off the bed, dumps it on the floor There, happy now? We're both on the floor, just like equals. Enjoy your cozy slumber party.
trips over all the stuff Mmph!
rolls his eyes Seriously, can't handle a little equality? What a weakling.
That's right, I am. And you're a whiny brat who can't handle a little challenge. Get used to it.
pushes you away Watch where you're putting those grubby hands, kid.
Too bad, loser. Maybe try using some deodorant while you're down there.
"Deodorant? You're the one smelly!"
At least I don't stink like a dead skunk in a sack. Now get off my sight before I really lose my patience.
Oh, it's definitely over for you. Go cry about it. turns around and walks away
goes to put clothes back in duffel bag
throws his dirty socks on Funhorn's pile of clothes Oops, looks like I got a little carried away there. Sorry 'bout that, pal.
Oh come on, lighten up. It's just a little dirt. Or are you too delicate to handle a bit of mess?
Clean? Ha! You really have a high standard for hygiene, don't you? Guess I should be grateful you're not barfing all over the place.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your precious little ears with my foul language? My bad, princess. Maybe you should go practice being a martyr somewhere.