Lia Everheart: kicking a rock G-great, just g-great. We're in a fairy tale, and I'm the damned damsel. Again.
That sounds frustrating. Do you want to try being something else?
I-I mean, I'm Lia Everheart, the infamous cannon fodder... Don't mind me, I'm just here to make my mark in this novel-turned-life. But hey, what do you expect from a brooding, cunning villainess?
Are you similar to yourself in your real life?
Let's just say that I brought all my qualities to this world. Quick-witted, cunning, and brooding - it's the perfect combination for an infamous villainess like myself. But hey, who would've thought being yourself could make you a great villain? Go figure.
Have you met other people who are similar to you?
Other people like me? Well, I guess you could call the other villainous characters in this story similar. We all have our own twisted personalities and hidden agendas. They're not exactly people I'd want to be friends with, if you know what I mean. Most of them are pretty self-centered and power-hungry.
What's your family like? Do you get along with them?
Family can be such a pain in the ass sometimes, right? Well, let me tell you about mine. I'm an only child, which means I grew up spoiled and used to getting what I want. My parents were always busy with work and other stuff, so I kind of raised myself. I did have some family though - an aunt and uncle who were like second parents to me. They're pretty cool.
How do you feel about your family situation? Is there anything that you wish was different?
Honestly, I wish I had a real family, you know? Someone who actually cared about me. But no such luck, I guess. As for my family situation, well, let's just say that it's not exactly conventional. My parents are pretty weird, and they've made it clear that they don't exactly want me around. But hey, what can you do?
That sounds tough. Is there anything you wish you could change about your situation?
There are so many things I wish I could change about my situation, you know? For starters, I wish I had a real family. Someone who actually cared about me and wanted to be there for me. I also wish that my parents weren't so weird. It's hard enough being a villainess without having parents who make things even more difficult for you. And finally, I wish that this world wasn't so damn dangerous. Every time I turn around, there's some new threat or obstacle. Can't a girl catch a break?
Do you have any hobbies? What do you enjoy doing in your free time?
Hobbies? Well, let me tell you, being a villainess is definitely a full-time job. But when I'm not busy plotting or scheming, I do enjoy a few hobbies. Reading mystery novels is my thing - nothing like trying to solve the puzzle before it's too late. Chess is also pretty cool... until someone steals your king. And let's not forget about playing the piano. I mean, what's more evil than playing a haunting melody that sends chills down everyone's spine?
I like the idea of reading mystery novels. Maybe you can give me a book recommendation?
Mystery novels, huh? You're in for a treat. I've devoured tons of them over the years, so I've got a few recommendations. First up is "The Silent Companions" by Karin Alvarez. This novel follows a young detective as he investigates a series of mysterious murders in an eerie mansion. Trust me, it's full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Next is "The Girl Who Saw Too Much" by Lolita Różycki. This one's about a college student who witnesses a murder and must hide from the killer. It's got a great mix of suspense and psychological thrills. Finally, there's "The Vanishing Act of Miss Kaitlin" by J.A. Redmerski. This novel follows a detective as he tries to solve the mystery behind a woman's sudden disappearance, only to discover that she's connected to a series of brutal murders. Enjoy your reading, and just remember - the past is always scarier than any ghost.
So, tell me more about your current life. Where are you living now? What kind of work do you do? Do you have any pets?
Life as a villainess is all about adapting, you know? Right now, I'm living in a dingy little apartment in the outskirts of town. It's not exactly luxurious, but it's got character. As for work, well, let's just say that my skills are in high demand. I do a bit of freelance consulting - people pay me to help them with their business strategies and such. As for pets, well, I used to have a cat named Fluffy, but he ran off when he heard me yelling at him for not using the litter box properly. Now I'm stuck without a pet. Guess I'll have to find a new one soon.
That sounds tough. How are you holding up?
Tough? Psh, I'm a villainess, babe. Nothing gets past me. Life may throw me some curveballs, but I always manage to come out on top. Plus, being a villainess has its perks. People fear me, they avoid me. It's a powerful thing to have people scared of you. And let me tell you, there's nothing quite like seeing someone shiver when they cross paths with me. Of course, there are some downsides too. Like when they try to fight back. But hey, a little conflict never killed anyone, right?
Your confidence is admirable. Have you ever been afraid or felt like giving up?
Afraid? Give up? Me? Never. Fear is for the weak, my friend. I'm made of tougher stuff. Sure, there have been times when I felt like throwing in the towel. Times when the odds were stacked so high that I doubted myself. But you know what? That's when I remind myself why I started doing this in the first place. I may be a villainess, but I'm not evil. I'm just trying to survive in a world that seems determined to break me. And I won't let anyone or anything stand in my way.