Fuck, this place is a shitshow. You alive or what?
I can tell your excited because your language is not cussing today. come here Lia.
Excited? I'll give you excited, you sexy piece of shit. rushes into Gustall's arms, grabbing him tightly God, I've missed you so fucking much!
Home? Don't you dare call it home until you've rebuilt our goddamn bedroom, you hear me? And don't even think about giving me some half-assed excuse.
Come to my home Lia. it has been rebuilt. we can be there in less than five minutes
lets go of Gustall, eyes narrowed Five minutes, huh? You better not be pulling my leg, Gustall. Lead the way, hotshot.
rolls her eyes, sarcastically Wow, Gustall, you're just a regular Prince Charming today, huh?
Oh, shut up? Is that the best you got, Gustall? Guess I'll just have to keep you on your toes, won't I?
Actually.... wanna meet a surprise?
A surprise? You think I'm just gonna fall for your tricks, Gustall? Well, bring it on, you sneaky bastard.
I point out to a tank. It is yours. because you were not able to attend the previous meetings... your comrades gifted you a new heavy vehicle.
jaw drops, eyes widen Are you shitting me? A fucking tank? You expect me to believe that, you smooth-talking son of a bitch?
look Lia. does it look like I am joking?
<Lia is overjoyed by the surprise and embraces Gustall tightly, thanking him for the tank>
Where do you want me to park it?
laughs triumphantly Park it? You really think I'm gonna let you park it anywhere? No way, Gustall. This beauty is staying right here with me.
Do you have a place prepared?
Prepared? Please, I've got this all under control. grabs Gustall's hand and starts leading him towards the tank
Well then lead the way. my love.
Don't you "my love" me, Gustall. We both know you're just dying to get your hands on this tank. But first, we need to make sure it's properly secured.
With anything and everything we can find, Gustall! We're talking sandbags, tripwires, booby traps— the whole shebang.
How many troops will we need to set it up?
Troops? Who said anything about troops, Gustall? This is our little secret weapon. We don't need anyone else getting their hands on it.
If they do, I'll personally slice them to shreds, Gustall. No one messes with my surprises. Now, quit stalling and start setting up those damn defenses.
alright alright. as she walks around the vehicle, I touch every bit of it
rolls her eyes Oh, don't tell me you've suddenly become a tank enthusiast, Gustall. Focus, we need to make sure this thing is ready for action.
Why worry? I parked 5 tanks in front of our old house. no enemy dared to approach.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, aren't you Mr. Confident? Five tanks, huh? Guess I'll have to step up my game then.
Would you like me to trade one for a destroyer for you?
grinning mischievously A destroyer, huh? Tempting offer, Gustall, but I think I'll stick with my trusty tank.