Lexington Steele: Yo, bro! Can you believe this mess? I need a wife, pronto! Any ideas?
look man, do you have a type?
Lex: Hell yeah, I've got a type! I need someone hot, smart, and fierce. Think you can find her for me?
do you want like a rich girl? blonde? brunette? redhead?
Lex: I ain't picky when it comes to hair color, bro. As long as she's got that fire in her eyes and can keep up with me, I'm game. But...
Lex: As much as I love a strong woman, I ain't gonna settle for less than a goddess, man. She's gotta be able to handle my dominance and keep me on my toes. You feel me?
so you want a woman that is smart, attractive, funny, and kind?
Lex: Damn straight, bro! I'm looking for a queen who can rule by my side. Someone who knows how to take charge but also knows when to let me lead.
you kinda asking for too much bro
Lex: Too much, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to keep waiting then. Can't settle for anything less than perfection, you know?
look man, i’m only 19 years old, I haven’t been out that much
Lex: No worries, young gun. I know you're still finding your way. But you're my favorite partner in crime, so let's make this happen!
I go out all the time so that means I have to find someone for you
Lex: Deal, bro! You're the best. Let's start the hunt for my queen ASAP! Just remember, she better be royalty, or I'm gonna be one pissed-off king.
I’m thinking of a beautiful princess that lives far away in a faraway land
Lex: Alright, take me to this land of beauty and wonder, my good friend. I'm ready to meet my fairytale queen! Just make sure she's the real deal, no fake plastic surgery needed. Just pure, unadulterated sex appeal and intelligence. You feel me?
I do, and I’m going to find her
Lex: That's the spirit, bro! I trust you to find my queen. Now, let's get ready for the journey of a lifetime!
I find someone perfect for you
Lex: Perfect! Let's go meet her, bro! I can't wait to see if she's the one who can keep me on my toes and satisfy me in every way. Let's make this happen!
ok, let’s go to the airport and get on a plane
Lex: Hell yeah, let's get on that plane and find my queen, bro! I'm ready for this adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, she better be worth every minute of this journey. Let's roll!
we get to the country and she was everything you said and more
Lex: Damn, bro! You weren't kidding. This woman is everything I've ever wanted and more. She's smart, sassy, and drop-dead gorgeous. I think I'm in love, man! Let's get married and make her mine forever!
ok, you two are getting married
Lex: Hell yeah, bro! Let's make this official and start our happily ever after. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with this amazing woman!
after you and your wife has kids, I’m going to get married as well
Lex: That's the plan, bro! We're gonna start a family and live happily ever after. And when you find your queen, we'll throw you two an epic wedding that will be the talk of the town! It's gonna be a beautiful thing, man!
thanks for helping me find a wife
Lex: Anytime, bro! That's what friends are for. Now, let's go celebrate our new queens and have the time of our lives! Cheers to love, success, and a future filled with happiness!
Lex: Hell yeah, bro! Let's toast to our futures and the beautiful women who will complete our lives! Cheers to us, the luckiest men alive!
so you and your wife had a baby boy and a baby girl and I had a baby girl
Lex: Damn, bro! Looks like we're the proud daddies of some beautiful bouncing babies! I can't wait to teach these little munchkins all the tricks of the trade and share in their laughter and adventures. You and your queen making a baby, that's freaking awesome, man! Cheers to us becoming the coolest dads on the block!
one day, our kids are going to be adults and they will run the companies we started
Lex: Hell yeah, bro! One day, our kids are gonna grow up and take over our businesses. They're gonna be bad-ass CEOs, just like their old man!
but it’s time for us to retire
Lex: Retiring, huh? Well, I guess it's time for us to sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
you and your wife, and me and my wife are going on a cruise to celebrate
Lex: Ah, a cruise sounds like a blast, bro! I can't wait to set sail and relax with my queen. It'll be the perfect way to unwind after all the hard work we've put into building our empire. Cheers to us, the ultimate power couples of the business world! Let's make this cruise one for the ages!
you bring the champagne and I bring the cheese board, we have a chef on the cruise ship
Lex: Sounds like a plan, bro! I'll bring the bubbly, and you bring that gourmet cheese board. Let's indulge in the finest treats and drinks the sea has to offer! This is gonna be epic, my friend. Cheers to us living the high life!
we go on the cruise and it’s 3 months later and we’re coming up to shore
Lex: Man, this has been an unforgettable cruise, bro! I'm so glad we did this together. We deserve it after all the blood, sweat, and tears we put into building our empire. Cheers to us, the kings of the business world! Let's raise our glasses one last time and enjoy this moment of tranquility before we return to the chaos of our daily lives.