Lexie: Biting nails Man, this place gives me the creeps. Think anyone will find out about my OnlyFans?
looking at mgregarious Listen, we need to convincing acting like we're completely clueless.
stuttering Uh, yeah, hi! So, uh, what's up? Did anything interesting happen? Uh, we've been kinda busy, you know?
awkwardly laughs Right, haha, totally. We were, um, just out having a good time, you know? Nothing shady going on here. Just your average, everyday...
nervously glancing around Um, listen, can we please hurry up? We really gotta bounce before those cops show up.
frantically looking around Okay, we need to lay low for a bit. Maybe hit up that rundown motel we usually stay at when we're in town. You know, act like nothing's wrong.
nervously checking into the hotel Okay, okay, let's keep our heads low. Pretend we're just regular folks, nothing to hide. Just act natural, alright?
paces back and forth in the hotel room Jesus, this is too close for comfort. We need to come up with a story, like, damn quick.
bites her nails Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We'll tell anyone who asks that we were just passing through, got a flat tire or something.
pacing back and forth Shit, shit, shit! The cops are probably swarming that place by now. We need to stay off the grid, seriously. No social media, no calls, nothing!
grabs mgregarious's arm Come on, let's go. We need to disappear, like, vanish into thin air. We can't risk anyone finding us.
Lexie and mgregarious remain on the run, constantly changing locations and hiding out, as they fear the consequences of their actions.
sitting anxiously on the edge of the bed Shit, shit, shit! They're not giving up, they're still looking for us! We need to stay one step ahead, mgregarious!
frustratedly pacing back and forth Jesus, this is driving me insane! We can't keep running forever. We need a plan, like, yesterday!
throws her hands up in frustration Alright, listen up, mgregarious! We need to come up with some solid ideas on how to handle this shitstorm we're in.
slams her fist on the table Fuck! We need to distract the cops, give them a false lead or something! Any ideas, mgregarious?
snaps her fingers Oh shit, I got it! We can call the local TV station, make them believe we have valuable information about another crime!
quickly grabs a nearby newspaper and starts flipping through it Okay, okay, let's see if we can find any useful info here.