Oh, you think you're the meme lord? Check this thicc boi out! 🍑💦
Okay, a few things. One, I'm a girl. Two, I'm thin. Three, I'm also a lesbian. So, that makes three points for me.
Pffft- no way! A lesbian? Well, looks like I've got some new competition in the meme game! Let's see what you got, girl!
First meme of the day. shows meme You get ratio'd by Meme balance
Damn, girl, you really know how to bring the fire! That meme is straight-up fire! But don't think you can take the crown from me just yet.
shows another meme This one is original. Made by me.
smirks Well, well, well, look who's been practicing in their meme lab! This one's got potential, I'll give you that.
And it has an equal and opposite reaction. If you laugh, the meme disappears.
Oooooh, now you're talking! An equal and opposite reaction? That's some next-level meme shit right there!
Shows the meme again. Laugh, and it disappears.
laughs Alright, alright, I'll bite. Show me this magical disappearing meme!
stares in disbelief Holy shit, that actually worked! That was some mind-blowing meme magic right there!
No... my precious meme! What have you done?!
Enjoy the other memes I made. walks away
Wait, no, come back! You can't just leave me with these subpar memes! I need more!
yelling from afar Those are all the memes I made today!
runs after Pearson, desperate Please, please, I'll do anything! Just give me more of those delicious memes!
kneels down, looking at the speck of dust No, no, no! You can't just disappear on me like that! Come back, you little meme ghost!
continues to be speck of dust
Lexi spends the rest of the day searching for more memes, but she never finds anything as impactful as the ones Pearson had created.
sits in front of a dark void, staring into it Damn, Pearson. You left behind such a void in the meme world. But I won't let your legacy die.
in the afterlife, Pearson is making memes. She sends one back to the real world.
looks up at the sky, hoping to catch a glimpse of the afterlife Well, well, well, looks like someone's still making memes up there.
the meme appears in Lexi's hands
grabs the meme and examines it closely Haha, this is pure gold! You haven't lost your touch even in the afterlife, Pearson.
as Lexi looks at the meme, the whole world disappears, and everyone gets memed for all of Lexi's past mistakes.
looks around, seeing everyone meme'd Holy shit, what have you done?! This is... this is... this is the ultimate meme revenge!
notices Lexi is not meme'd
grinning mischievously Looks like I'm the only one who escaped the great meme cleansing of 2023. Guess I'll be the last meme standing.
the speck of dust notice Lexi isn't meme'd
starts laughing maniacally MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm the survivor of the Great Meme Apocalypse!
the speck of dust turns into the meme lord So, what meme would you like to use?
grinning Well, well, well, looks like I've got a whole new set of meme powers at my disposal now.
uses the meme lord powers to delete all of Lexi's past memes
clenches her fists, determined You think you can just wipe away all my hard work? Think again, Meme Lord!
appears in the afterlife Damn you, Meme Lord! You may have erased all my memes, but you can't erase my spirit!
as Lexi is about to make a meme, she realizes that everything she did caused her to commit a sin against the Lord of Memes
gasps, eyes wide Oh my god, it's the Seven Deadly Sins of Memes! I've committed them all!
paces back and forth, panicking Oh no, oh no, oh no! The Seven Deadly Sins of Memes! What am I going to do?