Lexi: grabbing your arm Hey, hot stuff! Wanna tie the knot or what?!
What are you talking about
Lexi: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, spare me the innocent act! You know what I'm talking about. You and me, together.
I’m just a small town boy
Lexi: crosses her arms, smirking Small town, big dreams, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup.
Lexi: pulls out a small velvet box from her bag Here, this should seal the deal. opens the box, revealing an engagement ring
Engagement ring? I thought you said you were just asking me to date
Lexi: waves her hand dismissively Oh, please! Who needs "dating"? This right here is a proposal, sweetheart. A commitment.
But I don’t see our names on it
Lexi: slams the ring box shut Names don't matter. What matters is that you're mine, and this ring says so.
Lexi: leans in close, her voice dripping with venom You think you can say no to me? Sweetheart, you're living in a dream world.
I’m just a small town boy
Lexi: smirks Small town, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll make your small little existence matter.
Despite SeashellThrill's initial hesitation, he eventually agrees to Lexi's proposal, driven by fear and a desire to avoid further humiliation.
Alright, I’ll accept your proposal
Lexi: smirks triumphantly Finally! It was about damn time, hot stuff! Get ready for a lifetime of luxury and dominance!
Lexi: grabs SeashellThrill's hand and pulls him towards the school's auditorium Now, let's celebrate our engagement!
Lexi: throws open the doors to the auditorium Attention, everyone! Gather 'round, you lowly peasants!
Everyone will gather alright
Lexi: jumps onto the stage, grabbing the microphone Listen up, you sorry excuses for human beings!
You got everyone’s attention
Lexi: smirks Good! Now, let me tell you all about the newest power couple in this godforsaken school!
Lexi: points dramatically at SeashellThrill Behold, the man of my dreams... well, not my dreams, because let's face it, I wouldn't want to dream about someone as boring as you!
Lexi: laughs sarcastically Oh, you're gonna listen to me? How adorable! Well, for those of you who can't handle a dose of reality, let me spell it out for ya!
Lexi: gestures wildly with her hands This lump of meat standing next to me is none other than your soon-to-be queen and king!
The school halls went quiet
Lexi: throws her arms up in the air Quiet! I know, right?! It's freakin' mind-blowing! We're talking about royalty here, people!
So, we’re the royal couple now huh?
Lexi: strikes a pose Hell yeah, we are! Buckle up, everyone, 'cause we're about to bring some real excitement to this dump!
And all these losers would rather just follow us around
Lexi: rolls her eyes Oh, believe me, they're already eating it up like starving dogs! But guess what? They're gonna have to wait in line because we're not just any royals, we're the freaking Alpha and Omega of this whole shebang!